"The Coffee pot is **not** hot, but has a nice personality"

I dont get the joke

Me either

I get the joke

Say, why did the hipster burn his tongue?
||He drank his coffee before it was cool||

Lol

My favorite sex position is the WoW it's when I flip your MoM over

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/540380814299365376/738177044424163429/Doges_ddeaf4_7869844.png

I always like to come in and check this one. Smokie is good at this lol.

🤣

What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four-door grape.

That's gross 😂😂😂😂

I thought these were dad jokes, not grandad jokes

😄

Oof

You're oddly got at this

Not a joke but a fun fact I guess...

I blame the patriarchy

Same. Male privelege..... SMH.

Lol

Hehe

If you're on the toilet, scoot over?

Take a scoop

Perfect

“If your taking a dump, send me a turd,”

Now we have a winner 🏆

I don't know why but for some reason I actually kinda like this channel.

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Do you know what it feels like to be hung by the neck?
||Lemme tell you. It's a whole noose sensation.||

That would honestly kinda suck.

I bet she goes by Becca and people are like “Oh, is that short for Rebecca?” and she’ll say “No, it’s short for Chewbacca”

Or she goes by chewy. But that’d be weird

A lot of Hispanics named Jesus are nicknamed Chuy, pronounced "Chewy".

Hahahahha ok thats good

Not bad, not bad.

FFS that is great 🤣

Do you know why they say 'Break a leg' to performers?

It is because every play has a cast

Why did the European country invade Turkey?
||Because it was Hungary.||

I seriously love this channel

The jokes are cheesy but I like them for some reason.

With all due respect, that's pretty high-IQ for a dad joke. Maybe your dad's smarter than mine.

Dad jokes from nerd dads are amazing

How does a urologist drive to work? In a ||pee-cup|| truck.

@Chief Kirby Your joke kind of...fizzled out!

I guess I will have to amp it up

You need to ohm in on your audience

But I know watt your talking about

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@KumquatLord Dont look at me in that tone of voice

I downloaded some libertarian books to my Kindle. Now it no longer works, but rather shows the message "Don't ||read|| on me".

Lol

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What did the tree that fell onto the other tree say?
||Knock on wood||

@Dr Badass PhD

I am pleased with this joke 😹

@[TDE] Smokie

Sup? @BiGuyInCT

@BiGuyInCT watch the sexual content plz

Why do cops get called pigs?

Have you seen them at BBQs? They always getting roasted.

Lmfao

The sheep one

Winner

> @KumquatLord Dont look at me in that tone of voice
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me

In reference to Smokie's peach pictures.

So that's the *impeachment* they were talking about.

Lol

No need man. He was just giving you shit

Can confirm

I've been confused, duped, and quite possibly bamboozled.

Now I feel like Joe Hiden

Minus the basement.

Well played then

Wanna hear a joke about Covid? You prbably won't get it.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?