Message from @ChristianChicken1089

Discord ID: 738812502573318214


2020-07-30 00:46:07 UTC  

You're oddly got at this

2020-07-30 00:47:03 UTC  

Not a joke but a fun fact I guess...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/738195923993362472/20200729_174555.jpg

2020-07-30 00:48:51 UTC  

I blame the patriarchy

2020-07-30 00:56:17 UTC  

Same. Male privelege..... SMH.

2020-07-30 19:04:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/738471995037188187/20200730_120322.jpg

2020-07-30 19:10:10 UTC  

Lol

2020-07-30 20:20:14 UTC  

Hehe

2020-07-30 20:26:11 UTC  

If you're on the toilet, scoot over?

2020-07-30 21:16:16 UTC  

Take a scoop

2020-07-30 21:16:37 UTC  

Perfect

2020-07-31 04:06:05 UTC  

โ€œIf your taking a dump, send me a turd,โ€

2020-07-31 04:06:50 UTC  

Now we have a winner ๐Ÿ†

2020-07-31 04:17:38 UTC  

I don't know why but for some reason I actually kinda like this channel.

2020-07-31 05:23:05 UTC  

<a:TrollDance:726883896670552075>

2020-07-31 16:42:56 UTC  

Do you know what it feels like to be hung by the neck?
||Lemme tell you. It's a whole noose sensation.||

2020-07-31 17:02:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/738803870158815373/20200731_095059.jpg

2020-07-31 17:07:13 UTC  

That would honestly kinda suck.

2020-07-31 17:34:35 UTC  

I bet she goes by Becca and people are like โ€œOh, is that short for Rebecca?โ€ and sheโ€™ll say โ€œNo, itโ€™s short for Chewbaccaโ€

2020-07-31 17:37:07 UTC  

Or she goes by chewy. But thatโ€™d be weird

2020-07-31 17:46:28 UTC  

A lot of Hispanics named Jesus are nicknamed Chuy, pronounced "Chewy".

2020-07-31 18:24:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/738824551479246855/image0.jpg

2020-07-31 18:25:31 UTC  

Hahahahha ok thats good

2020-07-31 18:43:40 UTC  

Not bad, not bad.

2020-07-31 18:50:24 UTC  

FFS that is great ๐Ÿคฃ

2020-08-01 01:01:43 UTC  

Do you know why they say 'Break a leg' to performers?

2020-08-01 01:01:55 UTC  

It is because every play has a cast

2020-08-01 04:34:55 UTC  

Why did the European country invade Turkey?
||Because it was Hungary.||

2020-08-01 04:50:36 UTC  

I seriously love this channel

2020-08-01 04:55:56 UTC  

The jokes are cheesy but I like them for some reason.

2020-08-01 14:49:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/739132814858911805/Screen_Shot_2020-04-16_at_10.30.48_PM.png

2020-08-01 14:51:34 UTC  

With all due respect, that's pretty high-IQ for a dad joke. Maybe your dad's smarter than mine.

2020-08-01 14:52:24 UTC  

Dad jokes from nerd dads are amazing

2020-08-01 14:52:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/739133538682798090/soderpops-snarfthesnarf-source-condescetier-condescetier-my-dad-makes-dad-jokes-but-30044791.png

2020-08-01 14:54:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/739133880015126538/Screen_Shot_2020-04-12_at_1.22.55_PM.png

2020-08-01 14:54:19 UTC  

How does a urologist drive to work? In a ||pee-cup|| truck.

2020-08-01 14:56:16 UTC  

@Chief Kirby Your joke kind of...fizzled out!

2020-08-01 14:56:53 UTC  

I guess I will have to amp it up

2020-08-01 14:57:10 UTC  

You need to ohm in on your audience

2020-08-01 14:58:25 UTC  

But I know watt your talking about