Message from @KumquatLord

Discord ID: 739134995570098299


2020-07-31 17:46:28 UTC  

A lot of Hispanics named Jesus are nicknamed Chuy, pronounced "Chewy".

2020-07-31 18:24:59 UTC  

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2020-07-31 18:25:31 UTC  

Hahahahha ok thats good

2020-07-31 18:43:40 UTC  

Not bad, not bad.

2020-07-31 18:50:24 UTC  

FFS that is great 🀣

2020-08-01 01:01:43 UTC  

Do you know why they say 'Break a leg' to performers?

2020-08-01 01:01:55 UTC  

It is because every play has a cast

2020-08-01 04:34:55 UTC  

Why did the European country invade Turkey?
||Because it was Hungary.||

2020-08-01 04:50:36 UTC  

I seriously love this channel

2020-08-01 04:55:56 UTC  

The jokes are cheesy but I like them for some reason.

2020-08-01 14:49:55 UTC  

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2020-08-01 14:51:34 UTC  

With all due respect, that's pretty high-IQ for a dad joke. Maybe your dad's smarter than mine.

2020-08-01 14:52:24 UTC  

Dad jokes from nerd dads are amazing

2020-08-01 14:52:48 UTC  

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2020-08-01 14:54:09 UTC  

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2020-08-01 14:54:19 UTC  

How does a urologist drive to work? In a ||pee-cup|| truck.

2020-08-01 14:56:16 UTC  

@Chief Kirby Your joke kind of...fizzled out!

2020-08-01 14:56:53 UTC  

I guess I will have to amp it up

2020-08-01 14:57:10 UTC  

You need to ohm in on your audience

2020-08-01 14:58:25 UTC  

But I know watt your talking about

2020-08-01 14:58:35 UTC  

<:really:280897942951559169>

2020-08-01 14:59:03 UTC  

@KumquatLord Dont look at me in that tone of voice

2020-08-01 15:01:53 UTC  

I downloaded some libertarian books to my Kindle. Now it no longer works, but rather shows the message "Don't ||read|| on me".

2020-08-01 16:26:50 UTC  

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2020-08-01 22:41:33 UTC  

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2020-08-01 22:43:24 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-08-01 22:44:34 UTC  

What did the tree that fell onto the other tree say?
||Knock on wood||

2020-08-01 22:44:37 UTC  
2020-08-01 22:45:39 UTC  

I am pleased with this joke 😹

2020-08-01 23:54:33 UTC  

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2020-08-02 05:45:52 UTC  

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2020-08-02 17:07:02 UTC  
2020-08-02 17:07:21 UTC  

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2020-08-02 17:07:34 UTC  
2020-08-02 17:07:46 UTC  

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2020-08-02 17:10:37 UTC  

@BiGuyInCT watch the sexual content plz

2020-08-02 20:15:14 UTC  

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2020-08-03 20:28:09 UTC  

Why do cops get called pigs?

Have you seen them at BBQs? They always getting roasted.

2020-08-03 20:33:08 UTC  

Lmfao