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2018-07-29 15:21:19 UTC

There's also the distinct possibility that the Chinese, who don't really like the Russians, see where the wind is blowing and hit Russia's soft underbelly while most of their military is preoccupied with NATO forces in Europe.

2018-07-29 15:43:43 UTC

They could only really be dangerous joined up with China, because they have very professional and well trained troops.

2018-07-29 15:55:33 UTC

But I doubt the Chinese want to shackle themselves to the shambling edifice of Russian dick measuring if they don't have to.

2018-07-29 15:56:34 UTC

At the very least, I think they'll probably be a neutral party if shit hits the fan. That would be the smart thing to do.

2018-07-29 18:39:27 UTC

As in, they'd only be a worry in a war with China.

2018-07-29 18:39:59 UTC

They have very professional soldiers who could be used to train up the Chinese military.

2018-07-29 20:07:18 UTC

well, they'd have to start doing that well before hand. a well-trained military doesn't just spring up out of nowhere

2018-07-29 20:11:27 UTC

even Von Seekt's 100,000, as impressive a feat as it was, took advantage of long German traditions of military organization to make what was basically an instant army, just add conscripts.

2018-07-29 20:16:30 UTC

the Russians also have to seriously reconsider their military strategy. they can't rely on force of numbers anymore. it would behoove them to switch to giving the individual fighting man better equipment and training, and while it seems that they've been at least attempting this, their efforts have been far from what I'd call a true success. they just haven't had the resources to shift gears like that, and I doubt they'll be able to shift quickly enough to be ready for a major war against the West before their population troubles get too bad.

2018-07-29 21:10:07 UTC

I'm aware it takes time to train soldiers. What I'm saying is that training and professionalism would be the asset they would offer as allies.

2018-07-29 21:22:53 UTC

I think in that kind of conflict it's about 75/25 of china just staying out of it vs siding with the US.

2018-07-29 21:23:23 UTC

They view this time as their star rising, and they would love to see the US and Russia damage each other as much as possible.

2018-07-29 21:24:51 UTC

If it ever came to blows I'd go as far as to say it's likely China would use espionage to *prolong* the conflict to weaken all parties as much as possible. While officially staying out of it/doing humanitarian stuff with great optics to come out as the real winner.

2018-07-29 21:29:09 UTC

kind of like what guys like Truman were suggesting re: the Eastern Front in wwii. aid one side when it looked like they were losing, then aid the other when the balance tipped. kill more Nazis and Commies that way.

2018-07-29 21:43:41 UTC

again, if China's smart, they'll at least stay neutral in any upcoming war with Russia. and it may behoove them to participate on the Western powers' side (for lack of a better word) and gobble up Russian territory rich in natural gas and oil before the Russians or NATO have a chance to ruin it.

2018-07-29 21:49:42 UTC

or before NATO has a chance to take it for themselves, for that matter

2018-07-29 21:51:29 UTC

I'm sure that Germany, for instance, wouldn't mind owning the natural gas they currently pay the Russians for, and if they can offload the price in blood and treasure to us in America, then so much the better.

2018-07-29 21:52:35 UTC

This is assuming this doesn't all end in 30 minutes and bring on nuclear armageddon

2018-07-29 21:53:58 UTC

well, yes. that is a very big ask. some people think that no one's going to be crazy enough to do that, but people all throughout history have been consistently wrong on that front

2018-07-29 21:54:41 UTC

if that happens, such petty considerations as who is going to be on who's side will be pretty irrelevant

2018-07-29 21:54:49 UTC

If there's nukes launched, 90%+ chance it'll be accidental

2018-07-29 21:55:24 UTC

well, shit, it almost happened in '84 when there was "peace"

2018-07-29 21:55:36 UTC

I could definitely see it happening in war

2018-07-29 22:00:07 UTC

which is kind of why I have to question the mainstream media's consistent poking of the Russian bear and their hawkishness. if the nuclear arms situation did not stand as it does, I could see the realpolitik consideration for thinking we could engage Russia, but Russia does have nukes, a lot of nukes. These people have been living under the Sword of Damocles for so long (all their lives in some cases) that they no longer think of it. Russia's nuclear arsenal is unquestionably its strongest assurance of safety. if people think they could possibly agree to not using that card in the future, they're kidding themselves.

2018-07-29 22:28:17 UTC

I don't mind them taking Russia to task over things they've actually done, mind you, because then you could maybe make an argument from principle (although one has to ask what they're actually willing to sacrifice for their principles). but this shit where they go on flights of fancy just baffles me.

2018-07-29 23:08:38 UTC

I know liberals who think Americas totally ineffective system for shooting down ICBMs is totes mcgoats secretly awesome.

2018-07-29 23:08:50 UTC

We don't need to worry about those nukes.

2018-07-29 23:38:10 UTC

We can get some, to be sure, but I don't think there's any chance in hell we'll get all or even most of them

2018-07-30 02:03:27 UTC

Yes, they will go to many targets around the world.

2018-07-30 02:18:41 UTC

oh, we probably won't stop even the majority coming to America. the rest of the world is boned like a chicken

2018-07-30 02:22:45 UTC

You'll be lucky to intercept any.

2018-07-30 03:59:12 UTC

Blumpf totally colluded with Russia guise!!! Just look at all the evidence!!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/432041322627465217/473338752144769025/DjUQAEMW0AsIcaC.jpg

2018-07-30 04:00:51 UTC

the Kushner thing? what did Kushner do?

2018-07-30 04:18:48 UTC

That sure is a lot of non specific things.

2018-07-30 04:21:59 UTC

well, there is that specific "sold a $60 million mansion to a Russian oligarch" thing. I wonder if that's true?

2018-07-30 04:24:53 UTC

oh, turns out Trump sold a Palm Beach estate to a Russian guy for $95 million actually *TEN YEARS AGO*

2018-07-30 04:25:18 UTC

trump blinked near a russian 25 years ago

2018-07-30 04:25:54 UTC

my parents do business with a Russian right now. does that mean I'm compromised?

2018-07-30 04:26:00 UTC

yes

2018-07-30 04:26:04 UTC

blyat

2018-07-30 04:26:08 UTC

ะฝะตั‚

2018-07-30 20:01:40 UTC

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2018-07-30 20:02:38 UTC

What kind of world do we live in...

2018-07-30 20:04:25 UTC

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2018-07-30 20:04:33 UTC

there's more....

2018-07-30 20:04:42 UTC

WHY?!

2018-07-30 20:04:47 UTC

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2018-07-30 22:25:39 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:41:45 UTC

kek

2018-08-01 13:43:18 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:44:31 UTC

mermi tv!

2018-08-01 13:44:39 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ป

2018-08-01 13:45:05 UTC

wonders it they have an English version

2018-08-01 13:51:06 UTC

i have an entire collection of memri tv @REEDSEEJBAMBAM

2018-08-01 13:51:59 UTC

i wonder dough ... is it all made up or is it real @Largezo112

2018-08-01 13:52:22 UTC

i hope that some of it is

2018-08-01 13:52:52 UTC

They're Muslims, of course they're going to believe the crazy shit that comes out from their mouths

2018-08-01 13:56:20 UTC

not the highest iq group but they do question the status quo so not to crazy

2018-08-01 13:58:01 UTC

here goes nothing

2018-08-01 13:58:18 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:58:23 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:58:26 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:58:28 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:58:32 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:58:33 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:58:35 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:58:38 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:58:41 UTC

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2018-08-01 13:59:35 UTC

discord crashed lol

2018-08-01 13:59:47 UTC

LOL

2018-08-01 14:00:05 UTC

to be fair do you want satan to pee pee in your mouth?

2018-08-01 14:00:14 UTC

i think not... cover your mouth

2018-08-01 14:00:18 UTC

<:Thoughts:408715607555702784>

2018-08-02 00:08:36 UTC

If you hold your ears up to them... you can hear Hamlet.

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2018-08-02 00:09:08 UTC

I have several questions summed up into one... why?

2018-08-02 00:09:11 UTC

et tu brute?

2018-08-02 00:10:14 UTC

kek mine can do that all ready next move robowaifu

2018-08-02 00:10:46 UTC

I think it's just a poorly worded headline. Clearly the sex bot can. Not it's customizable nipples.

2018-08-02 00:11:06 UTC

lol what fun is customizable nipples

2018-08-02 00:11:15 UTC

well maybe the nipples are speakers

2018-08-02 00:11:23 UTC

we want surprise nipples

2018-08-02 00:11:36 UTC

its like xmas presents

2018-08-02 00:11:54 UTC

That was the attitude I had with my wife when we were dating.

2018-08-02 00:11:59 UTC

^

2018-08-02 00:12:01 UTC

but i think most guys who would buy a sexbot would rather have it say "mmmm daddy, right there" and lots of moaning sounds

2018-08-02 00:12:14 UTC

true lol

2018-08-02 00:12:30 UTC

also "you're so big"

2018-08-02 00:12:44 UTC

On the one hand that's a hassle. On the other hand, that's too easy.

2018-08-02 00:12:52 UTC

me so horny me love you long time

2018-08-02 00:13:00 UTC

open benis

2018-08-02 00:13:31 UTC

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2018-08-31 17:01:49 UTC

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2018-09-02 19:50:52 UTC

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2018-09-04 07:37:46 UTC

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2018-09-05 04:26:57 UTC

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2018-09-18 04:53:12 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:29:21 UTC

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