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2017-12-21 19:03:18 UTC

Especially watching them eat my food. The thrill. Lol

2017-12-21 19:03:20 UTC

Whiskey what is going on big girl? you just watched my girl eat.

2017-12-21 19:04:10 UTC

@Valet the Clown, what? I don't understand your question.

2017-12-21 19:05:45 UTC

What is going on big girl? You didn't get my joke.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/393479174666321920/Big_guy.jpeg

2017-12-21 19:06:50 UTC

No, I wouldn't say I'm a big girl. Compared to Trishya Paytas. Compared to an asian, probably.

2017-12-21 19:07:49 UTC

Trishya would out-THICC you?

2017-12-21 19:08:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/393479738326253578/thotastic.jpg

2017-12-21 19:08:33 UTC

^ The meme king

2017-12-21 19:09:45 UTC

Definitely. That thickness is hard to compete with. Lol

2017-12-21 19:11:22 UTC

MHHHHH THICC

2017-12-21 19:13:17 UTC

She has some bikini try ons on her channel. Lol

2017-12-21 19:13:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/393481183008391178/ed6.jpg

2017-12-21 19:14:47 UTC
2017-12-21 19:15:11 UTC

No but seriously. I love watching mukbangs. I know it's weird, I'm a degenerate but it makes me happy that they are happy.

2017-12-21 19:15:28 UTC

mukbangs?

2017-12-21 19:15:42 UTC

Yeah, look it up.

2017-12-21 19:18:12 UTC

Fucking Korean can't they stop being so gay?

2017-12-21 19:18:48 UTC

KJU can't strike soon enough

2017-12-21 19:20:57 UTC

Korean nuclear holocaust except korean tomboys.

2017-12-21 19:28:47 UTC

That's more gay than mukbangs. @Valet the Clown

2017-12-21 19:30:06 UTC

No, they are girls so it is not gay.

2017-12-21 19:30:57 UTC

Masculine women. Lol a little gay.

2017-12-21 19:33:46 UTC

But women nonetheless

2017-12-21 19:36:20 UTC

You're like 12. You're trying to find yourself. Lol

2017-12-21 19:39:12 UTC

But I'm 20๐Ÿ˜ฉ

2017-12-21 19:42:06 UTC

I may be a bad person for this but I made a client fill out a form and didn't help them fill it out. They asked if we had a Spanish one and I told them we only have in English. I'm not speaking Spanish to her. Learn!

2017-12-21 19:42:35 UTC

Not a bad person at all

2017-12-21 19:43:14 UTC

If she is an old lady i'll help her, if she is on her 20's no.

2017-12-21 19:46:43 UTC

I can't help but feel a little bit guilty. Not sure why.

2017-12-21 19:55:12 UTC

a week ago my dad was talking about something similar, he was saying "if you're gonna immigrate here legally, you gotta learn to speak English."

2017-12-21 19:58:39 UTC

Wish I could say that bluntly but I would get fired.

2017-12-21 19:59:18 UTC

How much is on the line?

2017-12-21 20:04:41 UTC

My career. I'm a massage therapist. We all take turns in the front so we can rest our hands and such. I'm coming across all the diversity we all cherish and love. I'm getting the most dumbest questions on the phone.

2017-12-21 20:05:47 UTC

You should come to Thailand and learn Thai-style massages for professional purposes. Turn it into a vacation.

2017-12-21 20:06:07 UTC

Oh damn

2017-12-21 20:06:41 UTC

Well you always have a backup plan

2017-12-21 22:57:10 UTC

I bought a body scrub with whiskey in it. So I can be soft and drunk at the same time. Lol

2017-12-21 22:57:36 UTC

lolwut

2017-12-21 22:57:55 UTC

Dammit, what woman stuff are you wasting money on now

2017-12-21 22:57:57 UTC

Not kidding.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/393537609349201921/IMAG0270.jpg

2017-12-21 22:58:37 UTC

Only about the drunk part though.

2017-12-21 23:00:43 UTC

Is smelling like booze a new trend in the US?

2017-12-21 23:01:47 UTC

It doesn't leave a smell behind. I don't know what the alcohol is there for since that dehydrates but I just had to buy it.

2017-12-21 23:02:48 UTC

sweet, you do you!

2017-12-21 23:05:19 UTC

Just had to share for the novelty of it.

2017-12-21 23:11:35 UTC

We need to find you a nice man @Whiskey-Vargas

2017-12-21 23:11:45 UTC

Do you want kids? All my friends are trad

2017-12-21 23:22:52 UTC

Yes I do but that's a hard thing to ask for apparently. Lol

2017-12-21 23:35:54 UTC
2017-12-21 23:37:30 UTC

Don't cuck the Serp!

2017-12-21 23:42:23 UTC

Serpico is 12 compared to me. Lol He's a kid.

2017-12-21 23:42:36 UTC

ouch

2017-12-21 23:42:40 UTC

Beggars can't be choosers

2017-12-21 23:43:31 UTC

Me a beggar? I'm not begging for anything.

2017-12-21 23:43:58 UTC

I was a late bloomer too. Talk to him when he's 25 and you'll be mad you didn't pounce when you had the chance

2017-12-21 23:44:25 UTC

Idk

2017-12-21 23:45:08 UTC

I prefer an American. I'm done with foreigners. Huge mistake on my part.

2017-12-21 23:45:39 UTC

Well you're in the right discord. We need to set up a separate channel for your suitors, lol

2017-12-21 23:46:35 UTC

The beauty of the internet

2017-12-21 23:47:05 UTC

Lol! That's very kind. I need time to heal from this breakup. I need to learn to trust again.

2017-12-21 23:47:32 UTC

Just don't become a raging lesbian

2017-12-21 23:48:11 UTC

Sounds like a plan

2017-12-21 23:48:32 UTC

If anything I'll just be that lady with a house full of animals. "Just me and my cats!". Lol

2017-12-21 23:49:54 UTC

ayyy! When you get to my age Friends posting pics of taking their kids trick-or-treating seem to be doing a lot better than friends posting pics drinking wine with their cats

2017-12-21 23:50:37 UTC

What if I want to take my cats trick-or-treating and drink wine with my kids

2017-12-21 23:50:48 UTC

that's the bugman life right there, lmao

2017-12-21 23:51:10 UTC

Lol he's asking the real questions.

2017-12-21 23:51:33 UTC

Well I am Italian. 30% of our blood is composed of wine

2017-12-21 23:51:43 UTC

And spaghetti.

2017-12-21 23:52:20 UTC

Normie tier pasta

2017-12-21 23:58:58 UTC

In vino veritas

2017-12-22 00:01:10 UTC

With marinara sauce

2017-12-22 00:01:48 UTC

Vodka sauce is best

2017-12-22 00:02:29 UTC

Am I the only pleb who drinks beer only?

2017-12-22 00:03:27 UTC

What kind of beer?

2017-12-22 00:04:20 UTC

I like German beer. Also Yuengling.

2017-12-22 00:04:48 UTC

selection is pretty limited in Thailand, but usually these bad boys

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/393554433285423105/singha-alcohol-leo-beer.jpg

2017-12-22 00:05:00 UTC

in the US, usually just Milwuakee's Best

2017-12-22 00:08:30 UTC

There's this Dragon's Milk stout that comes from the Netherlands. I like it a lot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/393555362000666624/DragonsMilk-ForProductPageHiRes1-Small.png

2017-12-22 00:09:50 UTC

It's aged in bourbon barrels, so it has some whiskey taste to it.

2017-12-22 00:24:56 UTC

I

2017-12-22 00:25:12 UTC

I'll be streaming with On The Offensive on the Memestream in 35 mins

2017-12-22 00:25:36 UTC

Damn, can't make it live.

2017-12-22 00:27:51 UTC

I've got the big end-of-year cleanup of our office with my staff. Gonna play it on my phone, but will be there

2017-12-22 00:44:57 UTC

Awesome

2017-12-22 00:45:01 UTC

thanks guys

2017-12-22 00:45:06 UTC

sorry to hear that constantine

2017-12-22 01:08:21 UTC
2017-12-22 01:08:32 UTC

Well you see when a man loves a woman

2017-12-22 01:08:35 UTC

In the physical way

2017-12-22 01:08:52 UTC

And there is no hormonal or physical contraception

2017-12-22 01:09:29 UTC

@Orwell & Goode get serious about your discord man

2017-12-22 01:32:23 UTC

I've been busy over the last few days

2017-12-22 01:32:30 UTC

will devote more time

2017-12-22 01:32:40 UTC

@everyone Memestream joined by On The Offensive. Tune in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbspWTpIxsU

2017-12-22 01:38:34 UTC

@Deleted User I'm sorry, I'm not following your train of thought. What do you mean?

2017-12-22 02:11:10 UTC

@Orwell & Goode just giving you grief about no trademark Orwell avatar

2017-12-22 02:41:53 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas the having kids.

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