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2018-01-29 18:54:01 UTC

Any dog would be fine it's just more work on your part to keep them healthy

2018-01-29 18:54:31 UTC

I walk my dogs everyday and they still are hyper plus being in an apartment is not a good idea for a big you need a yard for that

2018-01-29 18:55:19 UTC

Well not hyper they still can go 0 -100 real quick

2018-01-29 18:55:30 UTC

It all depends on the dog. If there's a dog park near by then you can bypass the need for a real yard. Like I said though it's just more work for you

2018-01-29 18:55:50 UTC

A lot of pet friendly apartments I've seen have their own dog parks

2018-01-29 18:57:53 UTC

Really? I am having a hard time locating one. I'm trying to find an affordable place that will accept both of my dogs

2018-01-29 19:00:10 UTC

Yeah I agree having a big dog in an apartment is a bad idea. Of course I would be active with my dog. Problem is I also have a full time job.

2018-01-29 19:00:28 UTC

From what I've seen. Then again I'm Texas so I guess i can't speak for cali

2018-01-29 19:00:32 UTC

They would be alone for a long time

2018-01-29 19:00:41 UTC

Awe rip

2018-01-29 19:01:19 UTC

I had a roommate with a mastiff in an apartment but he spent 2-3 hours a day at the dog park with him

2018-01-29 19:02:15 UTC

After seeing that it changed my opinion as long as you're willing to put up the struggle of doing that daily

2018-01-29 19:03:22 UTC

Gonna stream in a few hours

2018-01-29 19:03:26 UTC

need a little rest

2018-01-29 19:03:38 UTC

Welcome back

2018-01-29 19:12:39 UTC

thanks man

2018-01-29 19:14:02 UTC

Hi Orwell

2018-01-29 19:15:18 UTC

What time is the stream happenings?

2018-01-29 19:17:47 UTC

He usually let's us know. It'll get thrown up in announcements

2018-01-29 19:18:00 UTC

Either by him or a staff member

2018-01-29 19:18:25 UTC

haven't decided yet, probably around 7-9pm est

2018-01-29 19:18:33 UTC

i've been travelling all day

2018-01-29 19:20:10 UTC

That's harsh

2018-01-29 19:20:30 UTC

How was chile man?

2018-01-29 19:27:35 UTC

It was ok

2018-01-29 19:27:37 UTC

thanks

2018-01-29 19:27:40 UTC

the weather's nice

2018-01-29 19:44:57 UTC

@Seatoast โค๏ธ

2018-01-29 19:45:01 UTC

Orwell

2018-01-29 19:45:05 UTC

It's fuckin nice out

2018-01-29 19:46:31 UTC

It's helped me make many backwoods fires. I honestly never expected it to hold up

2018-01-29 19:46:40 UTC

Lol

2018-01-29 19:46:48 UTC

Looks super nice too

2018-01-29 19:58:56 UTC

The steel is a bit soft so if you ever do woods stuff make sire you have means of sharpening. Learned that the hard way

2018-01-29 21:39:56 UTC

Got it

2018-01-29 22:56:58 UTC

2018-01-30 00:18:48 UTC

I'll stream in around an hour

2018-01-30 01:00:07 UTC

I can't get any privacy to stream, unfortunately - staying with family. Will try again tomorrow. Sorry guys ๐Ÿ˜ข

2018-01-30 01:00:22 UTC

it happens

2018-01-30 01:01:00 UTC

Lol it's ok Orwell.

2018-01-30 01:06:07 UTC

^

2018-01-30 01:07:00 UTC

I'm sure we all understand the desire to not be disowned by our families

2018-01-30 01:08:54 UTC

Yep lol

2018-01-30 01:22:52 UTC

thanks guys

2018-01-30 01:48:15 UTC

Online fam best fam

2018-01-30 04:16:28 UTC

Just slayed some donuts

2018-01-30 04:16:32 UTC

Feels good to be American

2018-01-30 04:21:41 UTC

Why the fuck am I thinking its Saturday today?

2018-01-30 04:21:58 UTC

Wishful thinking?

2018-01-30 04:22:21 UTC

I don't even know what day it is

2018-01-30 04:22:50 UTC

Monday

2018-01-30 04:22:56 UTC

Holy fuck

2018-01-30 04:26:33 UTC

Itโ€™s whatever day you want it to be

2018-01-30 04:26:57 UTC

Just cross out the name of the day on the calendar and write your own

2018-01-30 04:27:28 UTC

Weeks, days, and time are all social constructs.

2018-01-30 04:27:38 UTC

Itโ€™s true

2018-01-30 04:27:50 UTC

Why not create your own system to keep track of time

2018-01-30 04:28:05 UTC

Maybe someday it will be adopted by the rest of the world

2018-01-30 04:28:09 UTC

It feels like a Saturday to me

2018-01-30 04:28:46 UTC

All tools of the patriarchy and the bougiouse.

2018-01-30 04:29:40 UTC

Sort of like those people that say they see colors with certain words?

2018-01-30 04:29:55 UTC

It FEELS like Saturday, therefore it is

2018-01-30 04:30:18 UTC

It's been well established feels>reals

2018-01-30 04:31:41 UTC

And the system wouldn't be adopted by the rest of the works because it is all based on feeling, Brick.

2018-01-30 05:22:35 UTC

I'm thinking about work and I realized I don't think I've shared my experience with black women and their skin. I don't know what it is, if it's just a hygiene issue (since a lot of black women wear weaves and don't want to get it wet) or if it's their skin, but they leave a lot of dirty marks on sheets. And even on my hands as well. Sometimes it looks like I just changed a tire with how black the sheets and my hands get. And no matter how dirty or smelly someone of lighter skin is, they have never left black marks on the sheets. It's something I have yet to figure out. I'm not really sure what is it that causes that.

2018-01-30 05:23:16 UTC

The paint is rubbing off

2018-01-30 05:23:42 UTC

That could actuall be truer than you think, @Constantine .

2018-01-30 05:24:12 UTC

The power of melanin

2018-01-30 05:24:48 UTC

I was just speculating that maybe since they use a darker shade of makeup (for obvious reasons) that it shows up on the sheet more readily when it rubs off. As makeup is prone to do.

2018-01-30 05:25:15 UTC

But that's a generous, mundane, and non humorous answer to the problem.

2018-01-30 05:26:06 UTC

Reminds me of a story though.

2018-01-30 05:26:16 UTC

On their back?

2018-01-30 05:26:33 UTC

Could also be henna in their hair.

2018-01-30 05:26:48 UTC

It happens with some black men too. Not nearly as much as black women.

2018-01-30 05:27:28 UTC

Don't know what to tell you. Other than there is probably a fairly reasonable, and not as disgusting as we're all probably thinking explaination.

2018-01-30 05:27:50 UTC

Just trying to make your working day livable.

2018-01-30 05:28:28 UTC

So back around five years ago my dad almost died for the second time. He got a MRSA (drug resistant staph infection) in his lungs.

2018-01-30 05:28:58 UTC

Lol Sometimes it's hard. You wouldn't believe how many people don't care about being dirty and smelly. And when it's a 90 min session.

2018-01-30 05:29:32 UTC

He'd always been afraid of getting this. He never smoked, but since he was around thirty he developed asthma and generally has the lungs of a chain smoking coal miner.

2018-01-30 05:30:11 UTC

Yeah, what I always think is where to people who care so little for their hygiene get money for that kind of thing?

2018-01-30 05:31:13 UTC

So long story short he almost dies, has a long stay in the hospital, and is severely weakened. My brother and his wife were visiting when he got out of the hospital.

2018-01-30 05:32:16 UTC

So he's lying in bed having just gotten home, and he is still deathly ill. He looks over at my sister in law, and in a labored, rasping voice says "Jane (not her real name) come here. I need to tell you something."

2018-01-30 05:32:29 UTC

She moves in closer

2018-01-30 05:32:53 UTC

"Please come closer, Jane" my dad says

2018-01-30 05:33:13 UTC

She moves in closer "What is it, Dad?" she says.

2018-01-30 05:33:17 UTC

I'm in suspense

2018-01-30 05:35:35 UTC

my dad says "About thirty years ago, I was sitting on the toilet, and I took a big dump. I mean it was huge. Then just as I was about to flush it, this giant turd looks up at me and says "Dada!" So I fished it out of the toilet, named it Albert (not her husbands real name) and that's why his eyes and hair or so brown. Your husband is a butt baby!"

2018-01-30 05:36:12 UTC

Wow

2018-01-30 05:36:36 UTC

The best part of this is it isn't the first time my dad told this joke by far.

2018-01-30 05:36:58 UTC

What's the usual response?

2018-01-30 05:37:13 UTC

He told me this is where I came from before my brother was ever born. So he was telling this story to a three or four year-old.

2018-01-30 05:37:25 UTC

Lmao

2018-01-30 05:37:39 UTC

The usual response the the eyerolling exhasperation you give with any dad joke.

2018-01-30 05:38:06 UTC

Your dad is something else.

2018-01-30 05:38:27 UTC

Is that where your humor comes from?

2018-01-30 05:38:39 UTC

But this guy who is near death wanted his possible last words to be how one of his kids is a piece of crap.

2018-01-30 05:38:47 UTC

It is certianly an influence.

2018-01-30 05:39:09 UTC

What a way to go though. Iconic.

2018-01-30 05:39:26 UTC

To be fair though, my brother kind of had it coming. Now I seqway into a story about the first time he almost died.

2018-01-30 05:39:57 UTC

So a couple years before that he had a massive heart attack. I found out about this when I am on a date with my future wife.

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