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it deffinatley needs to be fixed

Fixed to what? Import less educated people?

anyone who wants to incentivise illegal immigrants won't fix it.

which is why it's never been easy for educated

no what you're saying: fix to get more educated ppl

Oh, right.

Haven't they already implemented that?

i think he's trying to end chain migration. which is the only process available right now outside of the lottary

there's no merrit based immigration as yet

(which is what we've had in Canada in the past)

I'm gonna get hired as an immigration officer or whatever just so I can ask you the most ridiculous pop culture questions and then reject your application. @ebowden
@.drib

LOL

Fack I sent my message wrong

@Whiskey-Vargas if that's the test; you should only accept ppl who know nothing about pop culture 😆

show me a more important country

you cant

Ok but I'll still reject your application if you can't answer my Britney Spears questions.

What question?

https://twitter.com/snachiavelli/status/954838012730511361?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

Wait

We cannot call people kines or niggers?

Kine?

My journey today transformed me. I'm a feminist now.

Dead to me.

I saw a sign with the definition of feminism. I couldn't argue against that.

I'm going to go out on a limb here...

What if the sign... was inaccurate. Intentionally or otherwise?

Oh shit

Note to self, @Constantine is easily influenced. Possible candidate for manchurian candidate.

Wanted to stream some games, but little things keep getting in the way. Blast it.

@Constantine I revoke your tacos for life card.

Well that's okay because it's cultural appropriation for a white male to eat tacos

OK, I'm feeling very oppressed. How dare you talk down to me! Evil mayonnaise.

Fine, I'll pay reparations

Not enough. I want my pussy power hat.

I'll knit one for you personally because I'm a good person like that

You gotta bless it with period blood after, don't forget.

I will find the blackest woman I know and do just that

Ah young love

Finally got my chicken

Lmao!

@Grumplebee grilled or fried?

rotisserie, actually

Raw

Ok, school is done for now, at my food, poured myself a funtime drink. Let's light this candle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE

Ok I'm going to do some game streaming now. Feel free to join me if that's your jam. Going to start with a little Binding of Isaac https://www.twitch.tv/grumplebee/

Woke

https://twitter.com/shermon_burgess/status/954891367968260096?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

How about some Paddy power

That has to be a parody.

Sweet merciful christ. Is anyone still on at this hour? Tell me any of the scrublords on this channel are still here. I am drunk of my flat hank hill hass.

*ass

Seriously I have a Hank Hill butt. It is no joke.

It's takes an entire fifth of booze to get me this drunk. Such a waste of money.

Is someone there? anyone?

I think I need someone to talk to.

I am sloshed and messed up.

I

Need

An

Adult

Lok

Yes

are u an adult?

I am in my mid thirties

Me too

I drank a fifth of rum. Damn my irish DNA. I need to not feel feelings more often.

Tbh we need @Whiskey-Vargas for this

Ha

at least you're someone. Which is better than nobody.

what general region of the world you in?

Yes

Mid Atlantic US

pacific NW here

to specifiy that i am in PST but am not in the shithole that is California. because fuck that place

Yes

So what you up to tonight?

Hung out with a buddy

Played with my daughters

Cool deal.

Going to bed soon

Playing some vidya

As you know I'm too out of town for that. Miss my wife and kid.

What vidya

tried to play isaac, rimworld, and darkest dungeon tonight. But got too drunk for all of it.

had the bad sense to mix it with energy drinks so can't sleep now.

I mean what vidya you played?

Zelda bot

Wild

because that is her online handle dealy doo.

well candiru is, anyway.

damn

Seriouly, what a bunch of shitty squares we are that you and I are the only ones on at midnight on a saturday.

Hu

Candiru?

Yeah, it's a refrence to that amazon fish that allegedly swims up your urethra, and an play on her name so it's pretty clever overall.

She has only one flaw

and that is that she is a nutorious pool pisser.