How about some Paddy power

That has to be a parody.

Sweet merciful christ. Is anyone still on at this hour? Tell me any of the scrublords on this channel are still here. I am drunk of my flat hank hill hass.

*ass

Seriously I have a Hank Hill butt. It is no joke.

It's takes an entire fifth of booze to get me this drunk. Such a waste of money.

Is someone there? anyone?

I think I need someone to talk to.

I am sloshed and messed up.

I

Need

An

Adult

Lok

Yes

are u an adult?

I am in my mid thirties

Me too

I drank a fifth of rum. Damn my irish DNA. I need to not feel feelings more often.

Tbh we need @Whiskey-Vargas for this

Ha

at least you're someone. Which is better than nobody.

what general region of the world you in?

Yes

Mid Atlantic US

pacific NW here

to specifiy that i am in PST but am not in the shithole that is California. because fuck that place

Yes

So what you up to tonight?

Hung out with a buddy

Played with my daughters

Cool deal.

Going to bed soon

Playing some vidya

As you know I'm too out of town for that. Miss my wife and kid.

What vidya

tried to play isaac, rimworld, and darkest dungeon tonight. But got too drunk for all of it.

had the bad sense to mix it with energy drinks so can't sleep now.

I mean what vidya you played?

Zelda bot

Wild