Lok

Yes

are u an adult?

I am in my mid thirties

Me too

I drank a fifth of rum. Damn my irish DNA. I need to not feel feelings more often.

Tbh we need @Whiskey-Vargas for this

Ha

at least you're someone. Which is better than nobody.

what general region of the world you in?

Yes

Mid Atlantic US

pacific NW here

to specifiy that i am in PST but am not in the shithole that is California. because fuck that place

Yes

So what you up to tonight?

Hung out with a buddy

Played with my daughters

Cool deal.

Going to bed soon

Playing some vidya

As you know I'm too out of town for that. Miss my wife and kid.

What vidya

tried to play isaac, rimworld, and darkest dungeon tonight. But got too drunk for all of it.

had the bad sense to mix it with energy drinks so can't sleep now.

I mean what vidya you played?

Zelda bot

Wild

because that is her online handle dealy doo.

well candiru is, anyway.

damn

Seriouly, what a bunch of shitty squares we are that you and I are the only ones on at midnight on a saturday.

Hu

Candiru?

Yeah, it's a refrence to that amazon fish that allegedly swims up your urethra, and an play on her name so it's pretty clever overall.

She has only one flaw

and that is that she is a nutorious pool pisser.

Seriously, it's not sexual or nothin' but she loves pissing in pools.

Kiddie pools, swimming pools, tide pools, she don't care. if it's a pool she has to piss in it.

The only minor blemish on an otherwise perfect human. Who gave me the most perfect baby known to man.

Lol