What solvent are you using to extract the coconut essense?

Marty chrysler

https://i.redd.it/eqgczu6vwq501.jpg

Monte cristo

Maury crisis

Morbid Chester

maybe chinstraps

mopey craftsman

morty crest

Moby Channelmart

Vodka

Oh and @Whiskey-Vargas

Merry Christmas

I can't figure out how to like the picture and add an emoji but here it is. 👍

https://twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/942836209826648066

https://twitter.com/KateVsTheWorld/status/944760675909464064

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/944672486515445760

https://twitter.com/lukerosiak/status/944682324104503297

https://twitter.com/Integralmathyt/status/945288895456931840

Western christendom is a joke

It's all about that Eastern Orthodox church, bois

Restore the Pentarchy

Charlemagne and the crusades let the heir of st. Peter believe he was king shit of fuck mountain

I got 1984 for Christmas

father frost

That’s a lot of PEZ and Cadbury

yes

Those are great gifts!

haaa

Well memed

😎

🇫

💩

Did everyone survive Christmas?

I worked through Christmas.

=3

What are you? Kosher?

Nope, IT support.

t. Pajeet

Ha.

Worse. For a pharma company.

I support the dark lord.

Go on

Nah, it's cool.

Today, had two tickets, no calls.

Yesterday they bought 100€ worth of pizza and finger foods.

We're getting some free shirts.

How much did you make? Any bonus?

25K a year for an entry level job, six weeks off in the year.

Bonus of 300 euros.

Euros? I'm sorry

Yeah

Which gay country are you in?

Ireland.

What socialist, commie hole are you from?

Not too gay I suppose

I'm from the US of A

Fuck, you're close to ground zero for commie-stan then.

Nah, we just ran one over yesterday

You drive a shitty red pick up?

No

But in spirit I do

_approves_

Have you seen the plague of fedora tipping today?

I was at work so no.

>actually diligently working

I still need to finish that show one of these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4gg1zVXzgg

Is this the "no nigger dick size study" guy? Lol

Yes

He used to make videos and he plans on starting again

I'm glad to see he's going to be making content again

https://twitter.com/FuzzzyTTV/status/945128077281017858

Get that noise out of here

Look at this absolute hero

https://twitter.com/pnehlen/status/945827637607452673?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIGewSF1zuM

Good evening sir

Tfw an honest to god candidate for Congress shares an article by an organization called AnimeRight

What is this anime shit?

Gas the weebs

And why is my name green? I don't remember it being green. Is that normal?

Pull out the thing on the right side.

Ok.. what now? I don't see myself.

Try restarting the app and do it again

You've been given the role of Fren

@Whiskey-Vargas

Lol I can't technology. Thank you for helping.

Typical woman