knock it down to half a thing

When I meet a chick I think how can I get out of this as quickly as possible

fuck her nose is good and looks natrual, it mayyy be fake

Then I shit myself

bye thot

oh rip

that seems like a serious problem

It's a defense mechanism

do you feel raped? do we need to call the police?

I primarily just do avoidance

im so masculine i just bang dudes

If I have the opportunity

thats alpha right?

I wish I was that masculine

I actively talk with females

never had a problem

@fatugly their masculinity rubs off into you

I mean I'm scared shitless of women, but as a young mgtow its like
these thots cant trap me

But that’s gay

Actively talking to females in 2k19, enjoy your child support

And it’s not cool

😎

@Whats gay anymore I mean its australian women...

hard to call em women

<:nice:480191022123450378>

There was a pic of a woman that named a guy child support

In the messages

no way

this proves all women should be

*insert blank here*

like that

Something something ovens

wrong answer

have their genes altered

@Jive the Space Shield. Australians are jokes anyways after they lost the Emu War

so they become even more jews.

lawl

There are a lot of jakes here

They’re flightless birds

They weren’t capable of firing guns

you try and fight a fucking emu

they tried to build a fence to stop rabbits

have you stood next to one before, it standing above you

I FUCKING HAVE

and the rabbits burrowed under it xD

This is why we have a nuclear bomb @Jive the Space Shield.

🤔

Eradicate the bird

when the aboriginal was genocided

the emu became the apex predator

Cassowaries > emus

Honestly

Propagate the Aboriginal

we won the war

we killed more

then they killed of us

nigga you surrendered

To put emus in their place

and we stopped them in the end

Did you surrender to the head emu?

we retreated then came up with a better plan

the goal was to keep them out of the farmlands

that plan went well

they failed

we upgraded our fences

they allowed you all to live

If retreating then coming back and solving the problem is surrender then fuck

i'd be grateful for that

Was there complex hierarchy in the Emu military? Did they launch campaigns and took over towns and territories?

Let's just face it we were cucked by birds

I love on a costal town, the jellyfish would eat them if they came close

🤔

so a jellyfish can fuck them up

Ain't gunna fuck with no boxies that's for sure

@TruceAU No, it was entirely defenses by small groups

not even an army

but you guys can't?

Everything in Australia wants to kill you

like groups of 30-50

not connected to other groups

same as killing abos

Thunderstorms in Australia give you asthma

Thunderstorms do what?

I could get like sandstorms but wat

breathing in Australia gives you asthma

Give people asthma attacks

I mean I cant deny this,

as I have asthma

but still

lol

@TruceAU You are a confusing creature

so whos happy humble hermit?

never heard of him

Some sex toy reviewer I think

oh so he copys tfm?

pretty much

the fuck is a tfw

oof

🙄

i didnt invite you here to pretend you dont know who hermit is

well iv never watched any of his videos

in my defense when I joined I actually didnt know

and never plan to

but I put his uploads playlist on

burned through like 30-40 vids

im a PUA myself

not a mgtow

<:cringey:480188791584456704>

i saw this guy in one of the comments sections of hermits videos say hes 40 and when hermit said he was 22--he felt like vitalydtv when he couldnt get hard in his porno

made me lmao

😂

what? @fatugly

🥔

you're 22 and relatable to guys like me (im 21)

but hes 40

and felt insecure

bc you're well-read

he was learning a lot from you

at least that's what I got from his messgae

message*

Can someone help me out
How do you get rid of heartburn

gotta humble yourself to listen to a youngster

well said^

I'd listen to a 12 year old in college before I listen to a 30 year old homeless guy

i agree

agree

when i hear old people say respect your elders it makes me lol

@ToastMcGhost does the kid know how to make egg bread?

You don't even know how to make egg bread

yeah I DO

@ʇsıdɐᴚ ılo˥ ʇɐƆ ɔıʇsıʇn∀ short term--I'd get Tums long-term--improve your diet and try to figure out if you have any food sensitivities

Uhh thanks fam

Do you eat a lot of sugar @ʇsıdɐᴚ ılo˥ ʇɐƆ ɔıʇsıʇn∀

My heart used to be all fuckey but I stopped the sugar and it's been all good since

heart burn = GERD

acid reflux if im not mistaken

^

its your digestive tract

Oh ok I'm thinking heart palpitations

Continue with the sugar you gucci

It’s the sugar messing with me?
I’ve never monitored my diet habits

Yeah I've got no experience with heartburn but I know it was giving me the heart hurts

Diets probably a good place to start

alright guys i'm starting my job in 20 minutes - i'll see u on the other side (in 10 hours)

Text me during ur lunch break bb

ofc

Remember when you thought the CEO was trolling you with the job offer, then a week later you asked if you should refuse?

what happened with the guy btw

my weird autist here

@ToastMcGhost yeah lol - how far i've come<:yay:523032349563158528>

how is the acting going

?

nvm it might not have been you 😅

Autist was a server then got a job working with servers

Full circle

ah

😄

What's up fam.

alright i'm leaving this cafe - see u guys later <:tard:480186130105630730>

You guys hear about the Overwatch league "Gamer girl" trolling?

what about it

welcome Knight

top of the morning to ya

Goodnight Hermit btw

All the SJW journalist rallied behind her after accusations came out about a no named girl with no history in the game comes out and makes waves with high scores, **but** turns out *"she"* was a *"he"*.

Morning.

i have to do that by renaming my acc

he identify as a woman so its all good (?

best tount in gaming is being a girl
all target you

I don;t know the full details cause the SJW journalists have made a mess of it but it was a ranked male player using this girl he know to play a "social experiment" on the gaming community.

not "Hi, I am justin beiber"?

wow no good bye

No

dic

@afieq408 peace brethren 🕵

GN

So whats going on?

and it's Ma'am

gonna beat my egg bread

Hey hermit, did you make any updates to patreon yet? What's new. @Happy Humble Hermit

@MufflePuff im 5 kilos up after the training routine you gave me ;D

15 more to go

Sup guys

Thinking of making homemade chili fries

How do you make homemade chili fries

I buy a bag of seasoned fries and a can of hormel chili, if I'm feeling zesty I'll throw some shredded cheese on top

So you just buy chips and a can of chili

Master chef

You expected more than I could offer <:yay:523032349563158528>

Yeah that's my bad

My mom makes homemade chili and it seems like a lot of work. 3 types of beans you gotta soak for 24 hours, brown the meat, mix the tomato sauce and all the seasonings and simmer like all day

Nah fam I'm impatient

Yeah that's more the speed I was expecting from the 4 year long stint in Mexican prison

4 years? Time really flew

Time flies when you tappin ass

here we go again

No this is referencing straight sex with women

D:

I'm likening toasts relationship to a Mexican women to prison

No one understands me

toast is just angry bread

huh

It's a mod joke

We don't get it

okay phew I was just playing along <:yay:523032349563158528>

That's all I'm ever doing

yeah, Its the best way to get past inside jokes

just nod and laugh

*looks up from computer*
*two tailed lizard completely still suddenly on wall*

and salt is just angry sugar

Come on mate you're used to it

I can't open my eyes without a lizard appearing in my field of view

and i cant open my eyes without realizing i see good enough only with 1 of them :3

women are just angry men

Cyclops alert

pirate*

@Whats gay anymore I'm not used to it man

Its been years since I've seen one

I can't imagine where you're at that you don't have lizards literally everywhere

Not qld that's for sure

I mean I was staying at some newly made units for awile

no bugs, lizard or anything

was surreal

I'm in a high rise and lizards still fuck with me

I also havent looked at a wall for a few years

where da fak u live?

Maybe it's me 🤔

Nah like

all growing up I saw em

fucking everywhere

but they disapeared one day man

maybe I stopped noticing them

The day you got a laptop

maybe I'm being drugged by females

nah

I got attacked by a blue tongue in my way to work today

oh rip

BTW I am in QLD

Nah they pussy lizards I can fight them

Sunny coast 👍

O

It's the frill necks you gotta worry about they look cranky

@Antman9000 O?

also yeah

never fought a lizard

I want potato

R

D

I have tangoed with some snakes n birds but

never a god darn lizard