*looks up from computer*
*two tailed lizard completely still suddenly on wall*

and salt is just angry sugar

Come on mate you're used to it

I can't open my eyes without a lizard appearing in my field of view

and i cant open my eyes without realizing i see good enough only with 1 of them :3

women are just angry men

Cyclops alert

pirate*

@Whats gay anymore I'm not used to it man

Its been years since I've seen one

I can't imagine where you're at that you don't have lizards literally everywhere

Not qld that's for sure

I mean I was staying at some newly made units for awile

no bugs, lizard or anything

was surreal

I'm in a high rise and lizards still fuck with me

I also havent looked at a wall for a few years

where da fak u live?

Maybe it's me 🤔

Nah like

all growing up I saw em

fucking everywhere

but they disapeared one day man

maybe I stopped noticing them

The day you got a laptop

maybe I'm being drugged by females

nah

I got attacked by a blue tongue in my way to work today

oh rip

BTW I am in QLD

Nah they pussy lizards I can fight them

Sunny coast 👍

O

It's the frill necks you gotta worry about they look cranky

@Antman9000 O?

also yeah

never fought a lizard

I want potato

R

D

I have tangoed with some snakes n birds but