Nah like

all growing up I saw em

fucking everywhere

but they disapeared one day man

maybe I stopped noticing them

The day you got a laptop

maybe I'm being drugged by females

nah

I got attacked by a blue tongue in my way to work today

oh rip

BTW I am in QLD

Nah they pussy lizards I can fight them

Sunny coast 👍

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It's the frill necks you gotta worry about they look cranky

@Antman9000 O?

also yeah

never fought a lizard

I want potato

R

D

I have tangoed with some snakes n birds but

never a god darn lizard

Pluvers and maggies fuck with me on the daily

Ibis when I'm walking around the city

This is the hellscape we live in

I'm on top of a mountain ATM, to many fucking birds

Ohh

turkeys just on the streets

once my leg dropped in a snake den
good thing they were chokers and not venomous 😄

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WOMAN DESERVE RIGHTS

Dropped into a snakes den should be a way to say you voted for the greens.

WANT TO HERE MORE JOKES? JUST ASK

why lol?

oh wait

Do what I do and don't be on a mountain

I get it

laughlaugh

Goteem

dude its nice here