My brother kicked my bedroom door off the hinges and he was told he couldn't go on his bike for one night as punishment, he didn't even have to pay for the door

And I thought my parents were weird

I challenged them and they said "let him be a kid, we didn't micromanage you"

Yup

And for the record they did micromanage me since until about sixteen I couldn't choose my own outfits and until eighteen I couldn't choose my own haircut

Yeah there’s something wrong if that’s a levelheaded response

They're definitely nutty so I'm GTFOing first opportunity

You have my sword.

Gay

Makes me wonder if they’re the kind of people that pray for every little aspect of their lives because they have no aspirations to do shit

Mom puts her nose to the grindstone tbf, she's a good person

Just a weird parent

My parents are alright except they're terrified of people on the Internet

Like me talking to people

The kind of parent who doesn't teach me how an iron works but shouts at me for not ironing clothes

Why would you need an iron

Steel is a better metal :^)

Just toss it in the dryer for a few minutes like wth

We don't have a dryer

>owning a dryer

Check your privilege

Okay you burgoise fuck

>hanging clothes up on a line

>having only two butlers

>owning a line

> a line

1% gtfo

> line

>

>newline

>eating fishing bait for dinner because you didn’t catch any fish

/n

>can fish

Ableist

> eating fishhook because you can't afford fish bait

>eating caviar for dinner because your second butler can fish

> eating fish line because you can't afford the hook

>eating nothing because you can't afford a hook

>sticking the end of a fishing rod up your butt because your vibrator is out of batteries

gay

> eating air because you're a breathatarian