Message from @DOGASS
Discord ID: 487498731080384514
Just a weird parent
My parents are alright except they're terrified of people on the Internet
Like me talking to people
The kind of parent who doesn't teach me how an iron works but shouts at me for not ironing clothes
Why would you need an iron
Steel is a better metal :^)
Just toss it in the dryer for a few minutes like wth
We don't have a dryer
>owning a dryer
Check your privilege
Okay you burgoise fuck
>hanging clothes up on a line
>having only two butlers
>owning a line
> a line
1% gtfo
> line
>
>newline
>eating fishing bait for dinner because you didn’t catch any fish
>can fish
Ableist
> eating fishhook because you can't afford fish bait
>eating caviar for dinner because your second butler can fish
> eating fish line because you can't afford the hook
>eating nothing because you can't afford a hook
>sticking the end of a fishing rod up your butt because your vibrator is out of batteries
gay
> eating air because you're a breathatarian
>consuming light because you undergo photosynthesis
>consuming
Capitalist pig
> consuming yourself
Reeee
>consuming your dead grandparents because you recycle
> ooch
>having parents
> sad because your parent's didn't even show up for your birth
Test tube baby wins the privilege game