Message from @Termer
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The kind of parent who doesn't teach me how an iron works but shouts at me for not ironing clothes
Why would you need an iron
Steel is a better metal :^)
Just toss it in the dryer for a few minutes like wth
We don't have a dryer
>owning a dryer
Check your privilege
Okay you burgoise fuck
>hanging clothes up on a line
>having only two butlers
>owning a line
> a line
1% gtfo
> line
>
>newline
>eating fishing bait for dinner because you didn’t catch any fish
/n
>can fish
Ableist
>eating caviar for dinner because your second butler can fish
> eating fish line because you can't afford the hook
>eating nothing because you can't afford a hook
>sticking the end of a fishing rod up your butt because your vibrator is out of batteries
gay
> eating air because you're a breathatarian
>consuming light because you undergo photosynthesis
>consuming
Capitalist pig
> consuming yourself
Reeee
>consuming your dead grandparents because you recycle
> ooch
>having parents
> sad because your parent's didn't even show up for your birth
Test tube baby wins the privilege game
>not feeding the bones of your grandparents to stray dogs because what goes around comes around
>implying you own the bones
>own