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Who’s “her”

I'm so confused

Y'all illiterate

Her as in my mom, she's getting married to my stepdad-to-be. To sum up their insanity my brother punched me in the face the other week and I got told off for making a weird sound when I got hit

???????????

What the hell

So do with that what you will

You better grunt like a normal kid billy

Lmfao

Smoke a cigarette billy tear up your throat into a better sounding one

Literally they're insane

I’ve been in a few servers with estranged parents

My brother kicked my bedroom door off the hinges and he was told he couldn't go on his bike for one night as punishment, he didn't even have to pay for the door

And I thought my parents were weird

I challenged them and they said "let him be a kid, we didn't micromanage you"

Yup

And for the record they did micromanage me since until about sixteen I couldn't choose my own outfits and until eighteen I couldn't choose my own haircut

Yeah there’s something wrong if that’s a levelheaded response

They're definitely nutty so I'm GTFOing first opportunity

You have my sword.

Gay

Makes me wonder if they’re the kind of people that pray for every little aspect of their lives because they have no aspirations to do shit

Mom puts her nose to the grindstone tbf, she's a good person

Just a weird parent

My parents are alright except they're terrified of people on the Internet

Like me talking to people

The kind of parent who doesn't teach me how an iron works but shouts at me for not ironing clothes

Why would you need an iron

Steel is a better metal :^)

Just toss it in the dryer for a few minutes like wth

We don't have a dryer

>owning a dryer

Check your privilege

Okay you burgoise fuck

>hanging clothes up on a line

>having only two butlers

>owning a line

> a line

1% gtfo