Message from @Blackhawk342

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2018-09-08 17:46:36 UTC  

in fact we KILLED a sea!

Who can say that? 😛

2018-09-08 17:46:37 UTC  

did you know most of central london is already several meters below sea level?

2018-09-08 17:46:50 UTC  

I live in a lake

2018-09-08 17:47:01 UTC  

Whats this "above sea level" you refer to? 😛

2018-09-08 17:47:20 UTC  

🤔

2018-09-08 17:48:10 UTC  

That's what, like a 3h drive? That's less time than it takes for me to visit my grandmother, and she lives relatively close

2018-09-08 17:48:30 UTC  

3h drive and i'm in a different country, with a different language 😦

2018-09-08 17:49:31 UTC  

It takes like 7 hours to reach some towns on the highway at full fuckoff speed, and they're of even a third of the way up the province

2018-09-08 17:49:48 UTC  

Half my country is below the sea 😛

2018-09-08 17:50:09 UTC  

I live in a mountainous region that is also huge

2018-09-08 17:50:32 UTC  

And quite often the nearby facilities don't have what people need, so they have to come all the way down to the border

2018-09-08 17:50:44 UTC  

apparently my flat (at least the ground floor) is 2.69metres above sea level

2018-09-08 17:57:40 UTC  

So the Taliban is on Twitter?

2018-09-08 17:57:50 UTC  

All I see are anti-Taliban accounts.

2018-09-08 18:01:24 UTC  

I saw Tim's tweet about the obese model thing and just remembered I saw this from Clickhole

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/488046211190882304/s9XaMS736y8ndnef95Hbm3EN10Q3LOuzNAxg5Y2Ckos.png

2018-09-08 18:01:26 UTC  

It's a bloody perfect summary

2018-09-08 18:02:24 UTC  

wow she seems fatphobic

2018-09-08 18:03:12 UTC  

Kek

2018-09-08 18:04:43 UTC  

Oh wait maybe its that body positivity thing

2018-09-08 18:04:54 UTC  

The idea that you should love yourself no matter your size

2018-09-08 18:04:55 UTC  

My favorite thing about this whole ordeal is all the people I've seen who call the cover inspiring then asking people 'how is a woman just appearing on a cover promoting unhealthy lifestyles?' when the exact same argument was made to convince people it was wrong to have extremely thin models.

2018-09-08 18:05:03 UTC  

I think that means you can like yourself if youre healthy too

2018-09-08 18:05:06 UTC  

Not just unhealthy

2018-09-08 18:05:21 UTC  

Everyone that tries to do Onion-esque comedy fails

2018-09-08 18:05:25 UTC  

Why is that

2018-09-08 18:05:39 UTC  

Because onion knows what theyre doing

2018-09-08 18:05:43 UTC  

You can love yourself despite your flaws but still want to improve yourself. That improvement should be part of loving yourself.

2018-09-08 18:05:48 UTC  

They take it to the right level of ridiculous

2018-09-08 18:06:02 UTC  

Clickhole is part of The Onion.

2018-09-08 18:06:07 UTC  

Take a plausible story and create a weird scenario relating to it

2018-09-08 18:07:16 UTC  

For example when talking about Muller investigation theyll run a story describing how Muller was snooping around inside donald trump's home when he returned early

2018-09-08 18:07:29 UTC  

And had to hang off the celiing for hours until he went to bed

2018-09-08 18:07:39 UTC  

Guys Clickhole is a parody website ran by the Onion for the record

2018-09-08 18:07:43 UTC  

They were memeing about it

2018-09-08 18:07:45 UTC  

seems like marketers want any body shape except average 😛

2018-09-08 18:07:59 UTC  

but then i guess people dont wanna really see average?

2018-09-08 18:08:15 UTC  

Back from AFK anyway

2018-09-08 18:08:21 UTC  

I know that's why I brought it up

2018-09-08 18:09:10 UTC  

Marketers just want whatever will get them the most attention, and vocal minority mobs have used that to their advantage by doing their best to monopolize conversation

2018-09-08 18:09:38 UTC  

I see it like this; fat people know they're fat, but "love yourself" gets conflated with "it's unhealthy". People should realise it's the wrong choice to be unhealthy but you can *still make that choice.* The problem is advertising unhealthy lifestyle choices to children, which is why we don't advertise cigarettes or guns to children