NOT THE PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE ONES!

not just peanut butter chocolate

PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE PIE

All but the round containers of evil.

Have mercy, dark one!

They have cookies that are flavored like Graham Cracker

so it is like a real pie.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91qn2QuBxGL._SX522_.jpg

They are soooooo good

Please reconsider, oh dark one! We have lost half of our men on our last quest for you.

Omfg that crazy

also

I wield necromancy! (no really I main an Unholy DK in Warcraft) so..half our men..is just more undead.

Well, it shall be done! May the blood of the enemies flow in the streets.

well no

save that blood don't let it go to waste.

Understood, oh Dark One.

@Rabbi Shekels and yeah contro..they are legit really good

The sound like they taste good

I used to play FPS games on Halloween sugar rush with Monster drinks.

It's like real life slow motion hack.

Btw law firm i work at :

It doesn't surprise me.

See

The law practice is especially infiltrated.

things like that are why I don't have a real job, because I would go to that and ask "Do I get special counsel if I identify as Trans-black."

and get fired

That's why you simply identify as trans-black.

You don't ask.

I have to work with the diversity director occasionally to set up some of her meetings

She asked me a few times to participate in her meetings but i flat out do not attend

Im like fuck that if i attended that shit they’d fire my ass with all the truth 💣 id drop on them

If they do, just claim to be the opposite gender and sue the shit out of them

@Rabbi Shekels I've worked in many corporate environments.

It's always been that way that the regular engineers and full timers would kind of keep away from HR.

@Dan V im good though im half spik and craka so no one says shit to me

Usually, they were kept separately to begin with.

But, it has really taken on a new level recently.

It had always been kind of a running gag for us to say something kind of offensive and then snicker: "Good thing HR isn't here."

This is the first company/law firm ive ever worked at that had a (((diversity))) director shes black also