Message from @ryuplaneswalker

Discord ID: 497018884856086538


2018-10-03 12:11:07 UTC  

that too, but like

2018-10-03 12:11:13 UTC  

why would you build a death star ever.

2018-10-03 12:11:17 UTC  

make a droid

2018-10-03 12:11:26 UTC  

have it pilot a small craft at light speed..into a planet

2018-10-03 12:11:27 UTC  

done

2018-10-03 12:12:02 UTC  

Listen here @ryuplaneswalker facts like that can trigger people, you better be careful 🔨

2018-10-03 12:12:45 UTC  

I gain power from your hatred and triggering.

2018-10-03 12:13:43 UTC  

Im literally shaking 👋 right now ... i thought this was a safe space

2018-10-03 12:13:44 UTC  

Dark one, what are your commands?

2018-10-03 12:13:57 UTC  

The only commands that matter

2018-10-03 12:14:10 UTC  

bring me cookies, Oreos..The Peanut butter Chocolate pie ones.

2018-10-03 12:14:13 UTC  

Did you just assume the color of my skin?!?!

2018-10-03 12:14:28 UTC  

NOT THE PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE ONES!

2018-10-03 12:14:39 UTC  

not just peanut butter chocolate

2018-10-03 12:14:43 UTC  

PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE PIE

2018-10-03 12:14:45 UTC  

All but the round containers of evil.

2018-10-03 12:14:50 UTC  

Have mercy, dark one!

2018-10-03 12:14:59 UTC  

They have cookies that are flavored like Graham Cracker

2018-10-03 12:15:04 UTC  

so it is like a real pie.

2018-10-03 12:15:36 UTC  

They are soooooo good

2018-10-03 12:15:40 UTC  

Please reconsider, oh dark one! We have lost half of our men on our last quest for you.

2018-10-03 12:15:51 UTC  

Omfg that crazy

2018-10-03 12:15:57 UTC  

also

2018-10-03 12:16:26 UTC  

I wield necromancy! (no really I main an Unholy DK in Warcraft) so..half our men..is just more undead.

2018-10-03 12:16:38 UTC  

Well, it shall be done! May the blood of the enemies flow in the streets.

2018-10-03 12:16:46 UTC  

well no

2018-10-03 12:16:51 UTC  

save that blood don't let it go to waste.

2018-10-03 12:17:07 UTC  

Understood, oh Dark One.

2018-10-03 12:17:13 UTC  

@Rabbi Shekels and yeah contro..they are legit really good

2018-10-03 12:17:37 UTC  

The sound like they taste good

2018-10-03 12:18:01 UTC  

I used to play FPS games on Halloween sugar rush with Monster drinks.

2018-10-03 12:18:13 UTC  

It's like real life slow motion hack.

2018-10-03 12:18:15 UTC  

Btw law firm i work at :

2018-10-03 12:18:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/497019586743631902/image0.jpg

2018-10-03 12:18:59 UTC  

It doesn't surprise me.

2018-10-03 12:19:05 UTC  

See

2018-10-03 12:19:08 UTC  

The law practice is especially infiltrated.

2018-10-03 12:19:36 UTC  

things like that are why I don't have a real job, because I would go to that and ask "Do I get special counsel if I identify as Trans-black."

2018-10-03 12:19:37 UTC  

and get fired

2018-10-03 12:20:09 UTC  

That's why you simply identify as trans-black.