@Spectre9 That's the Cuckminister of France.

Yes

What is his name

He is named after a cookie.

His name is Macron

Right.

That guy is named Pansy of El'franco!

Does that sound familiar

At all familiar?

And his wife is ET.

@Undead Mockingbird this man

Is the new Makron.

BAMBOOZLED

Makroni and Cheez

It all makes sense now.

The Strogg have come here to destroy us with the one thing they know is more destructive than any weapon

Looks like Cyber Lavos Core

It's just coming all together, like the story of the Star Wars prequels.

Dangerously regressive ideals.

@Undead Mockingbird You say you were recently far-left, right? Was the plugging your ears something you did? And how did you...remain convinced that the worst intentions were true?

Or at least the most likely explanation

@velvitonator It started with my partner being a feminist.

We actually had disagreements early on.

One of the first things she said was that women couldn't be sexist and I told her right away that this sounded like absolutely bullshit.

The Strogg aren’t progressives, they just know it’s destructive and is sure to destroy us

But I didn't really know what feminism was about, so I was willing to learn.

So, open mind, then?

Plus, all her friends believed it, so I wanted to see if I was missing something.

3rd invasion of Stroggos

The only good Strogg are the ones that stay in their stinking holes.

This time nothing but orbital bombardment

Throughout our relationship, she would find reasons to shit on men - pretty badly.

STROGG SLAYER.

And soon, she treated me just like she treated men as a group.

What was her rationale for this?

She was oppressed?

When I confronted her about cheating, she was upset I looked at her messages.

**Destroy the Strogg**

@Undead Mockingbird she cheated on you!?