Message from @Crafty
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lmao
What news besides coronavirus?
There was never any news besides coronavirus.
everything is on hold, -71
News besides coronavirus is a well-debunked myth. No evidence exists of anyone witnessing any news unrelated to coronavirus.
They'll talk about Brexit if they can blame it for Coronavirus, or vice-versa
they ain't so far
should really get in early and blame globalism
gwobawism uwu
-Joe Biden, Presidential Candidate.
evening fellas
died of coronavirus yet?
not yet
nightmare in the shops
bell ends buying 20 packets of loo roll for no reason
i'd better do a stock check
4 rolls, i'd better liberate some from work
also canned food has been desimapted
You from eccles, eccles?
no
damn fraud
what a bell end
i'm named after a character called Eccles, not a place or a cake
the dog
from corrie?
no
i am dissapoint
"Coronavirus spreading more rapidly in London, PM says" - who would have expected a heavily overcrowded city with a crammed full mass transportation system underground to have more problems during an epidemic?
imagine my shock
sucks for them
h.r woman said this morning "coffee break is banned as of tomorrow"
she got an old fashioned look
tomorrow there's gonna be a lot of people having coffee breaks
im going to fucking roll the dice guys, im going - to the polish kebab van at the end of the road
poles will be fine
they keep to themselves
if coronachan strikes me down immediately, it was nice knowing you
Take a big bite of it son
Todays confirmed count about half of yesterdays