you know who they want

they want to bring the government of "national unity"

even though an 80 seat majority means that most of the country is behind the conservatives

best thing to do is mock them

something like "Haha, you're all going to die!"

"Where's your socialism now, bitch?"

lmao

What news besides coronavirus?

There was never any news besides coronavirus.

everything is on hold, -71

News besides coronavirus is a well-debunked myth. No evidence exists of anyone witnessing any news unrelated to coronavirus.

They'll talk about Brexit if they can blame it for Coronavirus, or vice-versa

they ain't so far

should really get in early and blame globalism

gwobawism uwu

-Joe Biden, Presidential Candidate.

evening fellas

died of coronavirus yet?

not yet

nightmare in the shops

bell ends buying 20 packets of loo roll for no reason

i'd better do a stock check

4 rolls, i'd better liberate some from work

also canned food has been desimapted

You from eccles, eccles?

no

he doesn't even like eccles' cakes

damn fraud

what a bell end

i'm named after a character called Eccles, not a place or a cake

the dog

from corrie?

no

i am dissapoint

https://twitter.com/skynews/status/1239654041153650696?s=21

"Coronavirus spreading more rapidly in London, PM says" - who would have expected a heavily overcrowded city with a crammed full mass transportation system underground to have more problems during an epidemic?

imagine my shock

sucks for them

h.r woman said this morning "coffee break is banned as of tomorrow"

she got an old fashioned look

tomorrow there's gonna be a lot of people having coffee breaks

im going to fucking roll the dice guys, im going - to the polish kebab van at the end of the road