Message from @Eccles

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2020-03-16 19:17:45 UTC  

they want to bring the government of "national unity"

2020-03-16 19:18:11 UTC  

even though an 80 seat majority means that most of the country is behind the conservatives

2020-03-16 19:24:33 UTC  

best thing to do is mock them

2020-03-16 19:24:40 UTC  

something like "Haha, you're all going to die!"

2020-03-16 19:24:47 UTC  

"Where's your socialism now, bitch?"

2020-03-16 19:29:47 UTC  

lmao

2020-03-16 20:06:54 UTC  

What news besides coronavirus?

2020-03-16 20:07:05 UTC  

There was never any news besides coronavirus.

2020-03-16 20:07:19 UTC  

everything is on hold, -71

2020-03-16 20:07:50 UTC  

News besides coronavirus is a well-debunked myth. No evidence exists of anyone witnessing any news unrelated to coronavirus.

2020-03-16 20:11:54 UTC  

They'll talk about Brexit if they can blame it for Coronavirus, or vice-versa

2020-03-16 20:14:54 UTC  

they ain't so far

2020-03-16 20:15:03 UTC  

should really get in early and blame globalism

2020-03-16 20:44:23 UTC  

gwobawism uwu

2020-03-16 20:44:38 UTC  

-Joe Biden, Presidential Candidate.

2020-03-16 20:44:52 UTC  

evening fellas

2020-03-16 20:47:50 UTC  

died of coronavirus yet?

2020-03-16 20:48:12 UTC  

not yet

2020-03-16 20:48:37 UTC  

nightmare in the shops

2020-03-16 20:48:59 UTC  

bell ends buying 20 packets of loo roll for no reason

2020-03-16 20:55:01 UTC  

i'd better do a stock check

2020-03-16 20:56:35 UTC  

4 rolls, i'd better liberate some from work

2020-03-16 20:56:36 UTC  

also canned food has been desimapted

2020-03-16 20:57:08 UTC  

You from eccles, eccles?

2020-03-16 20:57:17 UTC  

no

2020-03-16 20:57:25 UTC  

he doesn't even like eccles' cakes

2020-03-16 20:57:26 UTC  

damn fraud

2020-03-16 20:57:33 UTC  

what a bell end

2020-03-16 20:57:41 UTC  

i'm named after a character called Eccles, not a place or a cake

2020-03-16 20:57:52 UTC  

the dog

2020-03-16 20:57:54 UTC  

from corrie?

2020-03-16 20:57:59 UTC  

no

2020-03-16 20:58:17 UTC  

i am dissapoint

2020-03-16 21:02:17 UTC  

"Coronavirus spreading more rapidly in London, PM says" - who would have expected a heavily overcrowded city with a crammed full mass transportation system underground to have more problems during an epidemic?

2020-03-16 21:02:40 UTC  

imagine my shock

2020-03-16 21:03:06 UTC  

sucks for them

2020-03-16 21:03:09 UTC  

h.r woman said this morning "coffee break is banned as of tomorrow"

she got an old fashioned look

2020-03-16 21:03:40 UTC  

tomorrow there's gonna be a lot of people having coffee breaks

2020-03-16 21:03:42 UTC  

im going to fucking roll the dice guys, im going - to the polish kebab van at the end of the road

2020-03-16 21:03:56 UTC  

poles will be fine