nightmare in the shops

bell ends buying 20 packets of loo roll for no reason

i'd better do a stock check

4 rolls, i'd better liberate some from work

also canned food has been desimapted

You from eccles, eccles?

no

he doesn't even like eccles' cakes

damn fraud

what a bell end

i'm named after a character called Eccles, not a place or a cake

the dog

from corrie?

no

i am dissapoint

https://twitter.com/skynews/status/1239654041153650696?s=21

"Coronavirus spreading more rapidly in London, PM says" - who would have expected a heavily overcrowded city with a crammed full mass transportation system underground to have more problems during an epidemic?

imagine my shock

sucks for them

h.r woman said this morning "coffee break is banned as of tomorrow"

she got an old fashioned look

tomorrow there's gonna be a lot of people having coffee breaks

im going to fucking roll the dice guys, im going - to the polish kebab van at the end of the road

poles will be fine

they keep to themselves

if coronachan strikes me down immediately, it was nice knowing you

Take a big bite of it son

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/f94c3c90da5b4e9f9a0b19484dd4bb14

Todays confirmed count about half of yesterdays

poles confimered too tough for coronvirus

confirmed*

> https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/f94c3c90da5b4e9f9a0b19484dd4bb14
@notaglobe why link to a site thats log in only

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

I can get to it <a:Confused_Dog:586627691235770408>

Why is Woldometers different to arcgis?

its the same

?

Dunno why, but I'm gonna use Arcgis as it's the one linked to by HMG

Nope

how is it different

Arcgis: 152 today

WOM: 251