Message from @Puggums
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not sure
Do these people not understand viruses?
It's the coronavirus but he has mild symptoms
Not a mild form of coronavirus
I think they understand perfectly
they just dont have what most people call "morals"
or a clue
This is the sort of Tweeter FaulfFiction follows, after all 😉
Probably thinks they're intelligent people
lol, this government press conference is like that Mitchel and Webb sketch "STAY INDOORS"
Ah yes, the material of the future
I remember it from magazines from 2000
Moral of the story. If the police ask why you're at a railway station, tell them.
"waiting for a troin, m8"
Trading freedom for security a man of integrity I see.
sounds French
I'm hardly surprised
Vive la France lol
"People risk committing an offence if they appear to be breaching restrictions"
"looking like your committing a crime is against the law!"
Not yet
thats what it says ma dude
You can't realistically claim you don't know what rules are in force now
Probably a chav acting up
600 is still a bit much just for bein a dick
and if their on their own then it doesnt really serve a purpose other than to make an example out of them
The other options were what, exactly?
i thought the first offense was £60 and £30 if they paid up
where the fuck did £660 come from?
plus the 'victim' surcharge, which is presumably called that because only victims of our law system are made to pay it
also presumably an april fools joke inserted into coronachan story: "Dr Doyle added while use of public transport had gone down since the government enforced social distancing measures, there had been an "up-tick" in motor transport. She urged members of the public to stay home to "protect the NHS".
no, she said that
maybe some areas are worse but around here the roads are just empty
one of my cars is complaining that the battery is low because it's simply not getting used
if the fine was £60 it wouldn't be a deterrent
Stick a charger on it, 11
thats what the sentencing guidelines are, so the woman must have been particularly problematic