Message from @Legna

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2020-04-01 15:21:01 UTC  

or is it COV 2

2020-04-01 15:21:03 UTC  

not sure

2020-04-01 15:21:34 UTC  

Do these people not understand viruses?

2020-04-01 15:21:41 UTC  

It's the coronavirus but he has mild symptoms

2020-04-01 15:21:47 UTC  

Not a mild form of coronavirus

2020-04-01 15:22:03 UTC  

I think they understand perfectly

2020-04-01 15:22:20 UTC  

they just dont have what most people call "morals"

2020-04-01 15:31:55 UTC  

or a clue

2020-04-01 15:32:14 UTC  

This is the sort of Tweeter FaulfFiction follows, after all 😉

2020-04-01 15:32:21 UTC  

Probably thinks they're intelligent people

2020-04-01 16:11:09 UTC  

lol, this government press conference is like that Mitchel and Webb sketch "STAY INDOORS"

2020-04-01 16:39:07 UTC  

Ah yes, the material of the future

2020-04-01 16:39:19 UTC  

I remember it from magazines from 2000

2020-04-01 16:42:30 UTC  

Moral of the story. If the police ask why you're at a railway station, tell them.

2020-04-01 16:53:44 UTC  

"waiting for a troin, m8"

2020-04-01 17:08:33 UTC  

Trading freedom for security a man of integrity I see.

2020-04-01 17:41:21 UTC  

sounds French
I'm hardly surprised

2020-04-01 17:57:19 UTC  

Vive la France lol

2020-04-01 17:58:50 UTC  

£660 lol bit much isnt it

2020-04-01 17:58:54 UTC  

"People risk committing an offence if they appear to be breaching restrictions"

2020-04-01 17:59:15 UTC  

"looking like your committing a crime is against the law!"

2020-04-01 17:59:24 UTC  

Not yet

2020-04-01 18:00:00 UTC  

thats what it says ma dude

2020-04-01 18:01:00 UTC  

You can't realistically claim you don't know what rules are in force now

2020-04-01 18:01:13 UTC  

Probably a chav acting up

2020-04-01 18:01:34 UTC  

600 is still a bit much just for bein a dick

2020-04-01 18:02:01 UTC  

and if their on their own then it doesnt really serve a purpose other than to make an example out of them

2020-04-01 18:05:59 UTC  

The other options were what, exactly?

2020-04-01 18:18:25 UTC  

i thought the first offense was £60 and £30 if they paid up

2020-04-01 18:18:32 UTC  

where the fuck did £660 come from?

2020-04-01 18:19:10 UTC  

plus the 'victim' surcharge, which is presumably called that because only victims of our law system are made to pay it

2020-04-01 18:27:32 UTC  

also presumably an april fools joke inserted into coronachan story: "Dr Doyle added while use of public transport had gone down since the government enforced social distancing measures, there had been an "up-tick" in motor transport. She urged members of the public to stay home to "protect the NHS".

2020-04-01 18:28:00 UTC  

no, she said that

2020-04-01 18:28:03 UTC  

maybe some areas are worse but around here the roads are just empty

2020-04-01 18:28:32 UTC  

one of my cars is complaining that the battery is low because it's simply not getting used

2020-04-01 18:28:42 UTC  

if the fine was £60 it wouldn't be a deterrent

2020-04-01 18:28:50 UTC  

Stick a charger on it, 11