Message from @Hopix

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2020-04-01 14:05:07 UTC  

Im sure you'd be able to list the 3 articles from last week

2020-04-01 14:06:23 UTC  

last couple of weeks has been about coronavirus

2020-04-01 14:07:32 UTC  

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2020-04-01 14:07:48 UTC  

never disappoint

2020-04-01 14:18:18 UTC  

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2020-04-01 14:23:12 UTC  

was just on the phone to a client... theyre losing about 35k a month while theyre shutdown

2020-04-01 14:23:58 UTC  

and theyd just bought a load more warehouses

2020-04-01 14:39:08 UTC  

serves them right, the evil capatalists!

2020-04-01 15:18:08 UTC  

lol.. people are actually complaining that "part time prime minister" BoJo is not sitting for PMQs

2020-04-01 15:18:22 UTC  

jeeze

2020-04-01 15:18:28 UTC  

I say people.... I mean the nobs on twitter

2020-04-01 15:19:16 UTC  

"pfft, got a fatal virus that you dont want to spread... he'll use any excuse this part time prime minister"

2020-04-01 15:20:39 UTC  

pretty sure the scientific name is "Coronavirus" ... or "CoVid-19"

2020-04-01 15:20:56 UTC  

Plus SARS 2 or some shit

2020-04-01 15:21:01 UTC  

or is it COV 2

2020-04-01 15:21:03 UTC  

not sure

2020-04-01 15:21:34 UTC  

Do these people not understand viruses?

2020-04-01 15:21:41 UTC  

It's the coronavirus but he has mild symptoms

2020-04-01 15:21:47 UTC  

Not a mild form of coronavirus

2020-04-01 15:22:03 UTC  

I think they understand perfectly

2020-04-01 15:22:20 UTC  

they just dont have what most people call "morals"

2020-04-01 15:31:55 UTC  

or a clue

2020-04-01 15:32:14 UTC  

This is the sort of Tweeter FaulfFiction follows, after all 😉

2020-04-01 15:32:21 UTC  

Probably thinks they're intelligent people

2020-04-01 16:11:09 UTC  

lol, this government press conference is like that Mitchel and Webb sketch "STAY INDOORS"

2020-04-01 16:39:07 UTC  

Ah yes, the material of the future

2020-04-01 16:39:19 UTC  

I remember it from magazines from 2000

2020-04-01 16:42:30 UTC  

Moral of the story. If the police ask why you're at a railway station, tell them.

2020-04-01 16:53:44 UTC  

"waiting for a troin, m8"

2020-04-01 17:08:33 UTC  

Trading freedom for security a man of integrity I see.

2020-04-01 17:41:21 UTC  

sounds French
I'm hardly surprised

2020-04-01 17:57:19 UTC  

Vive la France lol

2020-04-01 17:58:50 UTC  

£660 lol bit much isnt it

2020-04-01 17:58:54 UTC  

"People risk committing an offence if they appear to be breaching restrictions"

2020-04-01 17:59:15 UTC  

"looking like your committing a crime is against the law!"

2020-04-01 17:59:24 UTC  

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