my hair isnt black

When you're not looking at your hair, it just doesn't exist

We are on topic, we are going down the alphabet.

its like a dirty blonde/light brown

^great now next time i fuck im gonna think about this

but it stays active 100% of the time

but its not really part of my identity either

i dont wake up and go

longhair good, orange man bad

trumps spray tan is 100% active at all times though

thats how he gets vitamin C

I now identify as a Trump.

>.>

woah

fucking dude

like

magaaaa

amiriteee?!?!?!

*Shrugs.*

OMG TRUMP SHRUGED AT MEEEE

dressed up as trump at school before he was president.....the Mexican kids applauded me

*identifies as anime girl*

Be blessed my child... for you are the heart of MAGA.

See, this seems like it's akin to object permanence here.

its not

my hair

is a noun

liking pizza

is a verb

nouns are 100% of the time

verbs are not

is that hard to grasp?

skiiing isnt on a perpetuum

Funny... my hair is a alien that gives me power of MAGA!

because you ski once

So when you're not in the presence of Pizza, do you NOT like pizza, then?

It sometimes crawls off my head and eats whatever is in the fridge. If it doesn't have anything in the fridge, it will eat anyone nearby.

i dont

i dont think about it until im hungry

or smell/see pizza

which is unfortunately all the time