Message from @JC Bateman

Discord ID: 504522555844067328


2018-10-24 05:11:31 UTC  

and think

2018-10-24 05:11:32 UTC  

im straight

2018-10-24 05:11:37 UTC  

mmmmm I really wish I was hungry right now.

2018-10-24 05:11:40 UTC  

yeah

2018-10-24 05:11:42 UTC  

when im not fucking

2018-10-24 05:11:44 UTC  

and i just see ass

2018-10-24 05:11:48 UTC  

im thinking

2018-10-24 05:11:49 UTC  

mmmm

2018-10-24 05:11:51 UTC  

I identify as a Table

2018-10-24 05:11:52 UTC  

Liking pizza trait = active

2018-10-24 05:11:52 UTC  

i wanna eat curry

2018-10-24 05:12:03 UTC  

i love how fast we go from talking about pizza to pussy

2018-10-24 05:12:10 UTC  

So is your hair not black when you're thinking about it?

2018-10-24 05:12:10 UTC  

soi when you're fucking

2018-10-24 05:12:13 UTC  

They both start with the letter P...

2018-10-24 05:12:13 UTC  

do you think of pizza

2018-10-24 05:12:21 UTC  

my hair isnt black

2018-10-24 05:12:23 UTC  

When you're not looking at your hair, it just doesn't exist

2018-10-24 05:12:26 UTC  

We are on topic, we are going down the alphabet.

2018-10-24 05:12:29 UTC  

its like a dirty blonde/light brown

2018-10-24 05:12:30 UTC  

^great now next time i fuck im gonna think about this

2018-10-24 05:12:39 UTC  

but it stays active 100% of the time

2018-10-24 05:12:44 UTC  

but its not really part of my identity either

2018-10-24 05:12:51 UTC  

i dont wake up and go

2018-10-24 05:12:57 UTC  

longhair good, orange man bad

2018-10-24 05:13:06 UTC  

trumps spray tan is 100% active at all times though

2018-10-24 05:13:14 UTC  

thats how he gets vitamin C

2018-10-24 05:13:21 UTC  

I now identify as a Trump.

2018-10-24 05:13:22 UTC  

>.>

2018-10-24 05:13:25 UTC  

woah

2018-10-24 05:13:26 UTC  

fucking dude

2018-10-24 05:13:28 UTC  

like

2018-10-24 05:13:31 UTC  

magaaaa

2018-10-24 05:13:33 UTC  

amiriteee?!?!?!

2018-10-24 05:13:38 UTC  

*Shrugs.*

2018-10-24 05:13:44 UTC  

OMG TRUMP SHRUGED AT MEEEE

2018-10-24 05:13:50 UTC  

dressed up as trump at school before he was president.....the Mexican kids applauded me

2018-10-24 05:13:54 UTC  

*identifies as anime girl*

2018-10-24 05:13:56 UTC  

Be blessed my child... for you are the heart of MAGA.

2018-10-24 05:14:11 UTC  

See, this seems like it's akin to object permanence here.

2018-10-24 05:14:20 UTC  

its not