woah

fucking dude

like

magaaaa

amiriteee?!?!?!

*Shrugs.*

OMG TRUMP SHRUGED AT MEEEE

dressed up as trump at school before he was president.....the Mexican kids applauded me

*identifies as anime girl*

Be blessed my child... for you are the heart of MAGA.

See, this seems like it's akin to object permanence here.

its not

my hair

is a noun

liking pizza

is a verb

nouns are 100% of the time

verbs are not

is that hard to grasp?

skiiing isnt on a perpetuum

Funny... my hair is a alien that gives me power of MAGA!

because you ski once

So when you're not in the presence of Pizza, do you NOT like pizza, then?

It sometimes crawls off my head and eats whatever is in the fridge. If it doesn't have anything in the fridge, it will eat anyone nearby.

i dont

i dont think about it until im hungry

or smell/see pizza

which is unfortunately all the time

Well I am stoned right now and I'm thinking of pizza.

i deliver pizzas

So you specifically don't like pizza when pizza is not present.

Plus I am fucking thirsty and hungry.... god damn it man.

Shut up about food!

its irrelevant when pizza or hunger isnt present

so yes

its not part of my identity

if you were to ask me to tell you about myself

pizza would never enter the paper

im gonna eat tater chips try to stop me

So if I were to ask you what are the top 5 things you like

is that identity