Message from @Xaverius

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2020-03-19 06:57:13 UTC  

wooowww

2020-03-19 06:57:18 UTC  

wellp... its game over bois

2020-03-19 07:39:22 UTC  

@UnScottable still got cuba and madagascar

2020-03-19 07:41:57 UTC  

Well Cuba will be fine

2020-03-19 07:42:12 UTC  

But do we really want the last humans to be communists?

2020-03-19 07:42:40 UTC  

I’d rather take the Madagascans

2020-03-19 07:45:08 UTC  

Even if Madagascar gets infected, Cubans will still be the last hum- ... wait, no, neither niggers nor communists are human.

2020-03-19 07:45:11 UTC  

Shit.

2020-03-19 09:22:02 UTC  

the only nations of humans left without cases are a few rocks in the pacific and some barely human central asian muslim stan countries

2020-03-19 09:42:45 UTC  

These guys will win the battle royale

2020-03-19 09:42:56 UTC  

By being AFK in the middle of the map.

2020-03-19 10:01:20 UTC  

@Raptorian Their connection is just super slow

2020-03-19 10:01:37 UTC  

They haven't even unlocked the "discover fire" perk

2020-03-19 10:08:36 UTC  

` Their language is markedly different from other languages on the Andamans, which suggests that they have remained uncontacted for thousands of years.`

2020-03-19 10:08:45 UTC  

Sounds like they're doing it on purpose

2020-03-19 10:08:49 UTC  

Goddamn shut-ins <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-03-19 10:21:33 UTC  

Ok, so that archipelago itself is very remote and mostly populated by the natives, who themselves seem to be remnants of some very early migration out of Africa. Just to give you an idea of how god-forsaken that place is. The Bri'ish even once built a prison there with the express purpose of exiling political prisoners, the place being the end of the world, essentially.

*Somehow* its capital is a fucking smart city wit IoT everywhere.

2020-03-19 10:22:07 UTC  

Well..

2020-03-19 10:24:50 UTC  

Imagine if insects spread the plague..

2020-03-19 10:26:10 UTC  

They don't

2020-03-19 10:26:13 UTC  

but that would be spooky

2020-03-19 10:26:32 UTC  

Coronavirus causes pandemic- women most affected

2020-03-19 10:30:35 UTC  

In Plague Inc. there's an option to trigger early Brexit

2020-03-19 10:30:42 UTC  

> Imagine if insects spread the plague..

They do ... we call them the Chinese.

2020-03-19 10:31:19 UTC  

Funny how in real life it gets rather prevented, yet more and more countries take an interest in ways to be more self-sufficient

2020-03-19 10:31:42 UTC  

> They do ... we call them the Chinese.


Lovely.

2020-03-19 10:31:47 UTC  

>corona is a disaster for feminism

Wtf, I love kung flu now

2020-03-19 10:32:27 UTC  

Suddenly strong men are more desirable, it only took a pandemic to reveal that.

2020-03-19 10:33:32 UTC  

Not to imagine the horror of women staying at home and taking care of children

2020-03-19 10:34:24 UTC  

> Authorities call for Pakistan, China to unite on locust swarm

It's ridiculous, what can you do. Impact the swarm up to 10% ?

2020-03-19 10:34:35 UTC  

```
Even memes about panic-buying acknowledge that household tasks such as food shopping are primarily shouldered by women. “I’m not afraid of COVID-19 but what is scary, is the lack of common sense people have,” reads one of the most popular tweets about the coronavirus crisis. “I’m scared for people who actually need to go to the store & feed their fams but Susan and Karen stocked up for 30 years.” The joke only works because “Susan” and “Karen”—stand-in names for suburban moms—are understood to be responsible for household management, rather than, say, Mike and Steve.```

2020-03-19 10:34:40 UTC  

This part is interesting though

2020-03-19 10:35:03 UTC  

Apparently being responsible for household management is detrimental