Message from @Raptorian

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2020-03-19 03:23:37 UTC  

The kung flu comes home.

2020-03-19 03:29:11 UTC  

Alternately China did not in fact manage to contain a virus that it refused to admit existed for over a month and the CCP is just blaming foreigners.....

2020-03-19 05:57:51 UTC  

Oof?

2020-03-19 06:36:52 UTC  

hmm

2020-03-19 06:36:57 UTC  

what are the side effects of those things

2020-03-19 06:57:13 UTC  

wooowww

2020-03-19 06:57:18 UTC  

wellp... its game over bois

2020-03-19 07:39:22 UTC  

@UnScottable still got cuba and madagascar

2020-03-19 07:41:57 UTC  

Well Cuba will be fine

2020-03-19 07:42:12 UTC  

But do we really want the last humans to be communists?

2020-03-19 07:42:40 UTC  

I’d rather take the Madagascans

2020-03-19 07:45:08 UTC  

Even if Madagascar gets infected, Cubans will still be the last hum- ... wait, no, neither niggers nor communists are human.

2020-03-19 07:45:11 UTC  

Shit.

2020-03-19 09:22:02 UTC  

the only nations of humans left without cases are a few rocks in the pacific and some barely human central asian muslim stan countries

2020-03-19 09:42:45 UTC  

These guys will win the battle royale

2020-03-19 09:42:56 UTC  

By being AFK in the middle of the map.

2020-03-19 10:01:20 UTC  

@Raptorian Their connection is just super slow

2020-03-19 10:01:37 UTC  

They haven't even unlocked the "discover fire" perk

2020-03-19 10:08:36 UTC  

` Their language is markedly different from other languages on the Andamans, which suggests that they have remained uncontacted for thousands of years.`

2020-03-19 10:08:45 UTC  

Sounds like they're doing it on purpose

2020-03-19 10:08:49 UTC  

Goddamn shut-ins <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-03-19 10:21:33 UTC  

Ok, so that archipelago itself is very remote and mostly populated by the natives, who themselves seem to be remnants of some very early migration out of Africa. Just to give you an idea of how god-forsaken that place is. The Bri'ish even once built a prison there with the express purpose of exiling political prisoners, the place being the end of the world, essentially.

*Somehow* its capital is a fucking smart city wit IoT everywhere.

2020-03-19 10:22:07 UTC  

Well..

2020-03-19 10:24:50 UTC  

Imagine if insects spread the plague..

2020-03-19 10:26:10 UTC  

They don't

2020-03-19 10:26:13 UTC  

but that would be spooky

2020-03-19 10:26:32 UTC  

Coronavirus causes pandemic- women most affected

2020-03-19 10:30:35 UTC  

In Plague Inc. there's an option to trigger early Brexit

2020-03-19 10:30:42 UTC  

> Imagine if insects spread the plague..

They do ... we call them the Chinese.