He’s bald fuckhead

Certainty isn't required. It's irrelevant.

Hey! I resemble that remark, @Damian!

i didn't say shit about him being bald

:p

You said he was ginge

he is

women are cool

No he’s **bald**

you have more hair than on your head

I find rational women sexy for some reason no matter the age

is that weird?

What if you’re a woman with a lot of hair on your head?

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Statistically, women grow hair faster

just means you don't like SJW feminists

I like my women without hair.

I think

and bimbo sluts

wehre do you find these "rational" women

unicorns are oxymorons? I am sure they exist

and without eyelashes

I like women without heads

^

whale than

“Dick in the trachea” is my motto

oh shit

This ***BALD*** mother fucker gets *way*
more pussy than *YOU* and ***basically*** ```diff
-you're just a fucking loser```

lol

Can you even prove Tim is dating?

lol

tim is def fucking

Can you prove Tim is a virgin?

Tim is married to his work

no man who's that chill isn't fucking

i wonder if tim sleeps with that beanie on

i thought tim was gay?

He needs to hide his identity

no that's dave rubin

Tim has the face of Voldemort on the back of his head.

So yes