I was suburban, too

Like the guys that look like wood?

@Mersenne Heyheyhey, I don't have jews crawling into my room

Jews aren't white, you Kike-loving, Chink-simping race-traitor @ghish

never saw a roach in my life

@Timeward Mammorated Stinkbugs, I think

come down to texas

they're....apparently pretty common where I am

holy fuking shit

Brown marmorated stink bugs

How am I chink lover when I’m telling u of their crimes

Tidy your damn room

THESE fucking faggots @Timeward

The fucking cedar here in Texas might kill me before I can even catch the coronavirus

stinkbugs

yeah they're annoying

Chinks take the media from the Jews and fucking the country up

@Eirshy tldr

@ghish it sounded cooler

I like those. They are rather funny bugs

@Proxy27 tl;dr: you a bitch

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck its like 3 am and some time ago a guy across the street got home making so much noise it woke up my brother

@007wins™ Linus' super lambo

https://i.imgur.com/6F3I5dg.png

What a tragedy

Is this what qualifies as funny these days?

It's what qualifies as funny with Linus

Is it wise of me to carry an unusually heavy plastic pipe I found on the street as a baton when investigating the house at night?

@Timeward get a metal one

Not easy to find

You're in Brazil, you probably need a submachinegun

Hardware store

Local sewer system

@Zephyr Blackfish we dont use much metal piping

Like at all

Go ask your friendly neighbourhood favela for weaponry

Sami is mega-fag

@Xaverius state-sponsored guns to people without criminal records

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*"Hewwo, mistew cwiminaw, can I has your gun, pwetty pwease."*