@Jokerfaic you think that's bad? I've had to capture and chuck outside like 2-4 stickbugs per DAY

for the past couple of months

some days it's particularly bad, and I end up finding like a dozen

Thing is I'm from Oregon, originally, we don't really get roaches up there

Ex can bear me out on this one

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck - that’s fucked up. You’re not supposed to be evicting anyone right now.

@Proxy27 So you can't ping me- and so you can't hide by changing your name.
There's at least one fucker on this server who would change his name practically every other day. Easier to block so I don't have to deal with your retarded simping.
Hell you're not even simping right, you're doin' it for cock not pussy. Sad.

well I'm sure if you live in the slums of Portland you see a lot more roaches

I'm in the suburbs

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck hold up STICK BUGS?

I was suburban, too

Like the guys that look like wood?

@Mersenne Heyheyhey, I don't have jews crawling into my room

Jews aren't white, you Kike-loving, Chink-simping race-traitor @ghish

never saw a roach in my life

@Timeward Mammorated Stinkbugs, I think

come down to texas

they're....apparently pretty common where I am

holy fuking shit

Brown marmorated stink bugs

How am I chink lover when I’m telling u of their crimes

Tidy your damn room

THESE fucking faggots @Timeward

The fucking cedar here in Texas might kill me before I can even catch the coronavirus

stinkbugs

yeah they're annoying

Chinks take the media from the Jews and fucking the country up

@Eirshy tldr

@ghish it sounded cooler

I like those. They are rather funny bugs

@Proxy27 tl;dr: you a bitch

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck its like 3 am and some time ago a guy across the street got home making so much noise it woke up my brother

@007wins™ Linus' super lambo

https://i.imgur.com/6F3I5dg.png

What a tragedy

Is this what qualifies as funny these days?

It's what qualifies as funny with Linus

Is it wise of me to carry an unusually heavy plastic pipe I found on the street as a baton when investigating the house at night?

@Timeward get a metal one

Not easy to find

You're in Brazil, you probably need a submachinegun