Message from @Jagged Carnelian

Discord ID: 687374404212359195


2020-03-11 18:56:25 UTC  

So we selling Muslims now?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687373380684742695/Screenshot_20200311-185553_Facebook.jpg

2020-03-11 18:56:32 UTC  

Beep, beep

2020-03-11 18:56:38 UTC  

That'll be £60 please

2020-03-11 18:56:47 UTC  

I'll give you $60

2020-03-11 18:56:48 UTC  

who would buy a muslim?

2020-03-11 18:56:53 UTC  

No PP > "female" PP

2020-03-11 18:57:26 UTC  

@SouPVisualShock They make nice cock-sleeves, so I hear.

2020-03-11 18:57:43 UTC  

@JackH670 Sorry, you can't sell muslim women for british pound sterling.

The accepted currency for muslim women is camels.

2020-03-11 18:57:55 UTC  

Camels lmao

2020-03-11 18:58:20 UTC  

Merkel would buy a muslim

2020-03-11 18:58:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687373869069369375/animals_-_funny_-_islam_muslim_chase_freewawy_street_1110_-_8NoTjeS_-_A_Camel_was_seen_running_down_.gif

2020-03-11 18:58:27 UTC  

Yes, the exchange rate is like three to five muslim women for a young, healthy camel.

2020-03-11 18:58:50 UTC  

@Seven Proxies youre forgetting conservatraps

2020-03-11 18:58:52 UTC  

The arabs got like a Petrodollar thing going with the market. Only camels accepted

2020-03-11 18:58:58 UTC  

seriously bunker down , is that were we'er @ ?

2020-03-11 18:59:03 UTC  
2020-03-11 18:59:27 UTC  

That's a thing in Germany

2020-03-11 18:59:38 UTC  

Acrobatic cycling

2020-03-11 19:00:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687374401653571588/live-every-day-like-it-was-your-last-Pl3eg.jpg

2020-03-11 19:01:00 UTC  

well they can't kill him now right? he has to raise the family..

2020-03-11 19:01:15 UTC  

And ofc he needs to drive around those camels to film for his porn collection

2020-03-11 19:02:03 UTC  

wtf

2020-03-11 19:02:32 UTC  

This virus I caught is weird

2020-03-11 19:02:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687374984687124531/89706492_2738599016236309_117265895809613824_n.jpg

2020-03-11 19:02:53 UTC  

hey virus bro

2020-03-11 19:02:54 UTC  

It makes everything taste disgusting

2020-03-11 19:02:59 UTC  

Good on Kurzgesagt

2020-03-11 19:03:24 UTC  

They're good at compressing the fucktons of science into an aesthetically nice video

2020-03-11 19:03:29 UTC  

and they've been citing their sources

2020-03-11 19:04:00 UTC  

basicaliy .. the air is thick

2020-03-11 19:04:17 UTC  

And I have to force myself to drink water

2020-03-11 19:04:24 UTC  

@uksio I had that one as a teenager

2020-03-11 19:04:44 UTC  

Does not help that I also throw up

2020-03-11 19:04:53 UTC  

I hacked up brown shit too

2020-03-11 19:05:03 UTC  

It seems I have gotten a nasty enterovirus

2020-03-11 19:05:22 UTC  

Or just a bad flu.

2020-03-11 19:05:51 UTC  

Flu does not make you throw up water you drank

2020-03-11 19:06:11 UTC  

That's what enteroviri do