Message from @King Canuck
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And cell
You can still listen to soundtrack, while reading the gook
> reading the gook
It was intentional
I've been hanging around @King Sirbosston too much
yall are racist
and that's why I respect yall
I'm not a racist. My dog is black
I have a black dot on my knee
So basically a niggur
I'm not a racist. My wife||'s eye is always black||
I'm a racist, I love NASCAR 🏎️
@Goddess Tyche The movies looked and sounded great, but I think they cut a bit too much.
That said, the books, especially the first one has an excessively slow beginning. And the chapters could've been a little shorter for convenience.
Cutting Bombadil was great.
They rushed the ending, tho.
So it balances out.
And then there's the nagging plot hole
Why walk to Mount Doom when the fucking eagles could've just flown there in far less time? 😛
and aren't fucking taxis
and would rather be left the fuck alone
it's been out there for years and I don't even read LOTR
@King Canuck So why couldn't he ask them as a personal favor to simply deliver the ring of power to mount doom from the very beginning?
Because fuck you
Eagles would've been shot down
That too
@Seven Proxies FLY, YOU FOOLS!
They weren't shot down when they helped Frodo and Sam?
@Seven Proxies That was after the ring had been destroyed already.
You sperg.
So what was the ring doing to ensure that the eagles would've been shot down?
Gerings is anagram for niggers
"hey eagles, do me this personal favor or we all gon die"
I mean Sauron can't see where it is until someone puts it on
So just wrap that shit in a package and ask the eagle to dump it in the crater of Mount Doom.
No risk, quick affair and far more effective
@Seven Proxies HE CAN SEE EAGLES INVADING HIS AIRSPACE
YOU'RE RETARDED
@Goddess Tyche Btw, did you ever read this? :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer