You know you're on the weak side of discussion when your best counterargument is "not always."

My girl cleans things fine

Men know better than to touch my shit.

Or they don't come to my house.

V, I don't think I'd ever invite someone over to my house ever if all they want to do is reach into my toilet like that.

I never touch other people's stuff

organized chaos

Cleaning is my stress relief. I don't clean unless I'm stressed.

lol

everything might be in a disorganized pile. but i know EXACTLY where everything IS in that pile

tom it sounds like you've never had a good time

And when I'm stressed I clean *everything*

Now you know why your partner stresses you out every night

I clean my room because I need to save my dad from a dragon in the depths of hell

@Schedrevka the ones I was talking about are legal in the US, expandable stun batons. All tasers are illegal in canada though and are restricted to police only

tasers a deadly weapon?

clean your room buckos

I'm the same way Grenade DON'T TOUCH MY PILES

yes, we all need to save our dad JBP

batons aren't legal everywhere in the usa

@DrYuriMom I actually 100% relate, I'll have 3 feet of trash all around me until it's the day before family comes over and then I stress ultra hard and make my house pristine. I actually broke my rib from my binge cleaning last year.

from the dragon in the depths of hell

collapsible batons have a bit of regulation around them in several places if i remember.

@The Ghost of Monarchies , Wow, that's hard core

places like courthouses and the like, ya

how. tf. does one break a rib cleaning

Mace is illegal many places I believe

unless its bear mace

Everything is illegal to bring in courthouses

I felt like I almost broke a rib rubbing one out the other day. I can imagine doing it from cleaning

I was moving big bags of trash and smashed into my door's knob quite hard.

But you just leave stuff in the van when going places like that

once

also ouch

Anyways, (((women))) are cool, let's all chill out.

women are dumb

I like those expandable baton stun guns. More range then a handheld, more reliable + reuseable then a stingray (the twin dart shooting one) and folds so it's still compact

men are dumb too, but there are more not dumb men than women.

@Misomania you mean like a cattle prod

lol

men are more to the extreme edges of high/lo though