Message from @The Ghost of Monarchies

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2018-11-18 23:55:43 UTC  

tom it sounds like you've never had a good time

2018-11-18 23:55:44 UTC  

And when I'm stressed I clean *everything*

2018-11-18 23:55:46 UTC  

Now you know why your partner stresses you out every night

2018-11-18 23:56:00 UTC  

I clean my room because I need to save my dad from a dragon in the depths of hell

2018-11-18 23:56:07 UTC  

@Schedrevka the ones I was talking about are legal in the US, expandable stun batons. All tasers are illegal in canada though and are restricted to police only

2018-11-18 23:56:32 UTC  

tasers a deadly weapon?

2018-11-18 23:56:33 UTC  

clean your room buckos

2018-11-18 23:56:34 UTC  

I'm the same way Grenade DON'T TOUCH MY PILES

2018-11-18 23:56:35 UTC  

yes, we all need to save our dad JBP

2018-11-18 23:56:42 UTC  

batons aren't legal everywhere in the usa

2018-11-18 23:56:47 UTC  

@DrYuriMom I actually 100% relate, I'll have 3 feet of trash all around me until it's the day before family comes over and then I stress ultra hard and make my house pristine. I actually broke my rib from my binge cleaning last year.

2018-11-18 23:56:49 UTC  

from the dragon in the depths of hell

2018-11-18 23:57:09 UTC  

collapsible batons have a bit of regulation around them in several places if i remember.

2018-11-18 23:57:18 UTC  

@The Ghost of Monarchies , Wow, that's hard core

2018-11-18 23:57:21 UTC  

places like courthouses and the like, ya

2018-11-18 23:57:32 UTC  

how. tf. does one break a rib cleaning

2018-11-18 23:57:32 UTC  

Mace is illegal many places I believe

2018-11-18 23:57:45 UTC  

unless its bear mace

2018-11-18 23:57:50 UTC  

Everything is illegal to bring in courthouses

2018-11-18 23:57:56 UTC  

I felt like I almost broke a rib rubbing one out the other day. I can imagine doing it from cleaning

2018-11-18 23:57:58 UTC  

I was moving big bags of trash and smashed into my door's knob quite hard.

2018-11-18 23:58:07 UTC  

But you just leave stuff in the van when going places like that

2018-11-18 23:58:08 UTC  

once

2018-11-18 23:58:14 UTC  

also ouch

2018-11-18 23:58:54 UTC  

Anyways, (((women))) are cool, let's all chill out.

2018-11-18 23:59:05 UTC  

women are dumb

2018-11-18 23:59:11 UTC  

I like those expandable baton stun guns. More range then a handheld, more reliable + reuseable then a stingray (the twin dart shooting one) and folds so it's still compact

2018-11-19 00:00:06 UTC  

men are dumb too, but there are more not dumb men than women.

2018-11-19 00:00:26 UTC  

@Misomania you mean like a cattle prod

2018-11-19 00:00:28 UTC  

lol

2018-11-19 00:00:31 UTC  

men are more to the extreme edges of high/lo though

2018-11-19 00:00:38 UTC  

that's my point

2018-11-19 00:00:43 UTC  

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2018-11-19 00:00:44 UTC  

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2018-11-19 00:00:50 UTC  

if the only people I think are not dumb are the top .01% they are mostly men

2018-11-19 00:00:51 UTC  

@Grenade123 that is basically what they are, just smaller and more portable and the entire length of the baton carries a charge and not just the tip

2018-11-19 00:05:10 UTC  

nice dildo ya got there...

2018-11-19 00:05:23 UTC  

but y r u sharing?

2018-11-19 00:05:37 UTC  

100% a dildo