well you now lost my vote and im signing up with revolutionaries

Considering the revolutionaries are the ones who're going to be killing all the lefties when the civil war breaks out, I call this a win.

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yeah but then you'd have to deal with me being Generallisimo Marshal of the West 😃

and i'd make Pinochet look like Stalin

The flying spaghetti monster is just discount Yog Sothoth

... I'm fine with this Dr.Wol, as long as you keep killing those damn lefties.

killing? i'm not a monster

they still have use as test subjects 😉

as well as organs

i'll be very recycle friendly

They say Dr. Wol uses every piece of the communist. Just like the Mezo-Americans with the buffalo

well not every piece, likely a lot of soy in their blood

goym, i'll be giving people free shoes made out of communist 😉

got to avoid any cotainminated areas

remnant organs and fat for pig-food

since they're fatties who loaf around in the sun, lots of leather skin

and i'll even give you all an internet constitution

i am a generous god 😉

Wait wait wait, can't vote for you until we know your stance on a few more key topics.
Migrant caravans?
"cultural enrichment" in EU?
The Middle East in general?

Migrant caravans will be jailed, and thrown in a big field with towers for hunting season

If the EU is being culturally "enriched" i'm gonna make sure they'll be culturally bankrupt within the first 10 years

and I was planning on nuking the middle east, to see what kind of Arabian Tentacle Porn can become like

sup people

mind you, those towers will be for rich people to shoot criminals in general 😉

okay, suits me. Dr. Wol 2024. I'd say 2020, but I kinda want Trump to win again just to watch the lefties throw a fit again.

what I miss

100 dollars per bullet, you get to shoot at communists and other criminals

Leftists are going full socialist 2020 we all know this

I can't be elected president 😦 i'm not American born

I can become Emperor of europe though 🤔

Good

I don't want saudi arabian tentacle porn

camaaaan

tentacles with turbans on? 😛

in all honesty nukes are no bueno

Hey... Japan ended up making some pretty kickass tentacle porn after they got nuked hard enough.

but i'll solve global warming!! 😦

If i cause Nuclear winter, i'll fix global warming! 😄