How to be a ghost

LIES! NOTHING WAS A THING BEFORE ANIME MADE IT SO!

Anime invented the Universe so it could be made.

Anime invented cat-girls

But the nukes invented anime <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

One morning, God woke up, then he looked up at his creator, and Anime said, "Go make the universe, bitch."

nukes just invented tentacle porn

I assume all anime has 27% tentacle porn

You gotta crank those numbers up!
Those are rookie numbers!

I must admit that my exposure to tentacle porn is lacking

Not wanting but indeed lacking

Everyone needs more loli tentacle porn in their lives.

There needs to be a law. 1 hour of it daily.

you lost my vote

lol

Well, a MINIMUM of 1 hour daily. You can have more if you want Dr. Wol

flying speghetti monster hentai.... involves both tentecle and food porn... and judging by rule 35 likely exists

well you now lost my vote and im signing up with revolutionaries

Considering the revolutionaries are the ones who're going to be killing all the lefties when the civil war breaks out, I call this a win.

😄

🤣

yeah but then you'd have to deal with me being Generallisimo Marshal of the West 😃

and i'd make Pinochet look like Stalin

The flying spaghetti monster is just discount Yog Sothoth

... I'm fine with this Dr.Wol, as long as you keep killing those damn lefties.

killing? i'm not a monster

they still have use as test subjects 😉

as well as organs

i'll be very recycle friendly

They say Dr. Wol uses every piece of the communist. Just like the Mezo-Americans with the buffalo

well not every piece, likely a lot of soy in their blood

goym, i'll be giving people free shoes made out of communist 😉

got to avoid any cotainminated areas

remnant organs and fat for pig-food

since they're fatties who loaf around in the sun, lots of leather skin

and i'll even give you all an internet constitution

i am a generous god 😉

Wait wait wait, can't vote for you until we know your stance on a few more key topics.
Migrant caravans?
"cultural enrichment" in EU?
The Middle East in general?

Migrant caravans will be jailed, and thrown in a big field with towers for hunting season

If the EU is being culturally "enriched" i'm gonna make sure they'll be culturally bankrupt within the first 10 years