Message from @Dan V

Discord ID: 514585268938866689


2018-11-20 23:36:01 UTC  

The alchemists turned out to be kinda right just for the wrong reasons

2018-11-20 23:36:25 UTC  

If atoms are real, how come I can't see them? Checkmate, atheists

2018-11-20 23:36:27 UTC  

anime weebs apply garbage philosophy of animus into the real world

2018-11-20 23:36:30 UTC  

you can

2018-11-20 23:36:40 UTC  

in fact, its how you see

2018-11-20 23:36:48 UTC  

Oh wait...I'm blind

2018-11-20 23:36:51 UTC  

that awkward moment when you are researching brexit for an english essay and accidentally get sidetracked onto the Trans Siberian railway <:GWfroggyFacepalm:398569573865226240>

2018-11-20 23:36:52 UTC  

That might be why

2018-11-20 23:36:56 UTC  

You know alchemy was a thing before Full Metal Alchemist

2018-11-20 23:37:03 UTC  

yes

2018-11-20 23:37:13 UTC  

Not you, @Ghostler

2018-11-20 23:37:19 UTC  

oh

2018-11-20 23:37:24 UTC  

well he's a ghost

2018-11-20 23:37:25 UTC  

Trolls trolling trolls

2018-11-20 23:37:26 UTC  

what does he know?

2018-11-20 23:37:35 UTC  

trolling trolls trolling trolls

2018-11-20 23:37:35 UTC  

How to be a ghost

2018-11-20 23:37:38 UTC  

LIES! NOTHING WAS A THING BEFORE ANIME MADE IT SO!

2018-11-20 23:37:52 UTC  

Anime invented the Universe so it could be made.

2018-11-20 23:38:04 UTC  

Anime invented cat-girls

2018-11-20 23:38:08 UTC  

But the nukes invented anime <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-11-20 23:38:12 UTC  

One morning, God woke up, then he looked up at his creator, and Anime said, "Go make the universe, bitch."

2018-11-20 23:38:20 UTC  

nukes just invented tentacle porn

2018-11-20 23:38:39 UTC  

I assume all anime has 27% tentacle porn

2018-11-20 23:38:51 UTC  

You gotta crank those numbers up!
Those are rookie numbers!

2018-11-20 23:39:36 UTC  

I must admit that my exposure to tentacle porn is lacking

2018-11-20 23:39:48 UTC  

Not wanting but indeed lacking

2018-11-20 23:41:43 UTC  

Everyone needs more loli tentacle porn in their lives.

2018-11-20 23:42:26 UTC  

There needs to be a law. 1 hour of it daily.

2018-11-20 23:42:40 UTC  

you lost my vote

2018-11-20 23:42:45 UTC  

lol

2018-11-20 23:43:01 UTC  

Well, a MINIMUM of 1 hour daily. You can have more if you want Dr. Wol

2018-11-20 23:43:02 UTC  

flying speghetti monster hentai.... involves both tentecle and food porn... and judging by rule 35 likely exists

2018-11-20 23:43:21 UTC  

well you now lost my vote and im signing up with revolutionaries

2018-11-20 23:44:37 UTC  

Considering the revolutionaries are the ones who're going to be killing all the lefties when the civil war breaks out, I call this a win.

2018-11-20 23:44:52 UTC  

😄

2018-11-20 23:45:00 UTC  

🤣

2018-11-20 23:45:12 UTC  

yeah but then you'd have to deal with me being Generallisimo Marshal of the West 😃

2018-11-20 23:45:22 UTC  

and i'd make Pinochet look like Stalin

2018-11-20 23:45:27 UTC  

The flying spaghetti monster is just discount Yog Sothoth

2018-11-20 23:45:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/514587151745417218/Yog-Sothoth.jpg