Message from @DrYuriMom

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2018-11-22 03:45:25 UTC  

he committed not alive

2018-11-22 03:45:25 UTC  

Like how hard did this guy punch?

2018-11-22 03:45:37 UTC  

**What does this man look like?**

2018-11-22 03:47:07 UTC  

At 55 your health should probably be better tbh

2018-11-22 03:47:25 UTC  

My guess is the punch dislodged a blood clot that really killed the guy.

2018-11-22 03:48:07 UTC  

Probably opened up some blood vessels in the guys head and when his brain found out what was happening it decided to cut off autonomous actions

2018-11-22 03:48:13 UTC  

He was living in a van in or near a park.

2018-11-22 03:48:30 UTC  

Stupid sovereign citizens

2018-11-22 03:48:56 UTC  

It's Portland so more likely unemployeable Gender Studies major.

2018-11-22 03:49:33 UTC  

Or Queer Studies or African-American studies or whatever else. Performative Dance.

2018-11-22 03:56:22 UTC  

We have plenty of engineers and IT peeps

2018-11-22 03:57:39 UTC  

Sup

2018-11-22 03:58:56 UTC  

Thanksgiving's tomorrow and I have no idea who's coming

2018-11-22 03:59:06 UTC  

hopefully no one

2018-11-22 03:59:13 UTC  

sounds unpleasant

2018-11-22 03:59:40 UTC  

Once the food comas all hit, it's good

2018-11-22 04:00:11 UTC  

The real issue is that it's the unofficial Christmas wishlist deadline

2018-11-22 04:05:29 UTC  

Yawn

2018-11-22 04:05:36 UTC  

Hello ladies

2018-11-22 04:05:57 UTC  

Does anyone here like cats

2018-11-22 04:10:04 UTC  

Mew

2018-11-22 04:10:21 UTC  

*preens*

2018-11-22 04:10:50 UTC  
2018-11-22 04:11:10 UTC  

God damn (((Bioshock)))

2018-11-22 04:11:25 UTC  

I also like cats @DrYuriMom

2018-11-22 04:11:41 UTC  

>bioshock

2018-11-22 04:12:39 UTC  

Anyone who messes with you is gonna 🔫 regret it

2018-11-22 04:13:27 UTC  

@Malt_Hitman or congestive heart failure?

2018-11-22 04:13:49 UTC  

Way to raise that topic from the dead

2018-11-22 04:13:58 UTC  

Lord necromancer

2018-11-22 04:14:40 UTC  

was just reading that article. Just was thinking it sounded like he died from the act of running which caused heart failure

2018-11-22 04:14:53 UTC  

I'm not a doctor. So could be. I've had issues with a blood clot before and was told that if it broke loose it could lodge in an artery/vein and cut off circulation to a body part, including my brain.

2018-11-22 04:15:46 UTC  

🛌

2018-11-22 04:15:50 UTC  

Rip

2018-11-22 04:16:08 UTC  

had someone I knew that died that way. Their hearts are like jiggling lumps of jello inside a giant fluid sac, struggles to pump until one moment when it justs says "fuck it, I quit"

2018-11-22 04:16:31 UTC  

Sounds like my feeling toward society. Lol.

2018-11-22 04:16:35 UTC  

Good metaphor

2018-11-22 04:16:47 UTC  

Or like a heart that can't pump anymore

2018-11-22 04:17:06 UTC  

"Sorry I just can't pump, I'm sorry"

2018-11-22 04:17:27 UTC  

Like me a few seconds before the lady is finished

2018-11-22 04:17:39 UTC  

Sorry that was gross