You guys should watch the Honey Badgers.

Furry detected

no u

Furry is new tentacle 😉

I know what you are up to, Soros.

You are just trying to sow division between us.

You try to split our ranks.

Oi vey shut him down before he reveals my final solution

I can see right through your evil tactics.

You have no power here, Soros.

This goyim is not prone to your manipulations.

I will take your shekels with my manipulation of the interest rate

Nooooooo!

Not my interest rates!

You evil money lender!

I no longer need to lend you monies ... you have college debt i can manipulate the rates of

Ill garnish your delicious wages

Debtors prison

Some conspiracy

If someone feels the need to misgender me online, that's their problem not mine.

I have to agree with @Timcast that the new rule if he's representing it correctly will be troll bait

What do you mean by problem? If someone calls me the opposite sex am I supposed to get angry and try to make them pay for it?

I'm also enough of an English language purist to still subscribe to the basic rules of the language which include that, when in doubt, you use the male pronoun as generic

they are more like guide lines

https://youtu.be/VqJAMilUq_4

Maybe they're guidelines now, but back when I went to school they were rules

And of course time froze at that point and everything since is illegitimate

no, they are literally guidelines

Oh, and *get off my lawn!*

how many people talk like how they write

:p

language is made up, literally. and constantly evolving

Nuff said

No. The English language at it existed when I completed 8th grade is unchanging and immutable. :p

I wonder what terms have been created since then

Oh, lord

Like everything

turns out the water heater for the floor above me is over my front door and was leaking

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/new-words-in-the-dictionary-march-2018