Will you convert to bongoism @Jay Dubya ur quality of life will greatly improve

Please

Stop

What bongoism is the superior theological way

I have at least 12 followers atm

It is the state religion.

When you run over people who believe in anything but bongoism and/or actively oppose it

That’s me irl btw

BEGOME

GG @Helmet Appleseed, you just advanced to level 1!

BONGOIST

take the bongopill

this bot is bongopilled

Yes exactly become bongoist everyone

The day bOngo dies this is how the world will look

Sounds violently homosexual

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 5!

And I’m the highest level symbolizing my bOngo godliness

@Deleted User lemme into your cult

eeeeeeeee

why ami a slave

I walked into the special ed class and they were practicing down Qon doe

mine was better

Suck ass

Mine was better

church at the nearest bongthedral is now mandatory for 2 hours every monday

if ur a no show you have 2 more chances if you fail them then you will be castrated with a dull bamboo

Jim stop being a shitbird

go away nigger

im not tryna hear asmr

just stop being a shitbird and ill stop ASMR

Hey tommy

Are you talking with ur girlfriend and don’t have enough time for me, the holy bOngo?

well goys iv'e conquered europe as both england and the HRE now to byzantium

ay, what is good in life?

Make an antipope

how?

Free investiture