My father forbade my usage of the gaming console known as the gamecube because i said inhale profusely upon my anus bitchboy when he requested that i do the dishes and thus i was forced to steal his phone and take many a photograph of my phallic member and emailed them to the entirety of his coworkers with a followup email that stated as follows: "oh no my sexually arousing male offspring must have taken my cellular phone again haha my apologies associates" and not an hour later the authorities appeared at my home and batista bombed my father through the sitting furniture and arrested him for abusing my penis
the meaning behind this tale is that if you are reading this father i will have my revenge when they release you from the correctional institution in 2022 for no man steals my gamecube
Ford Motor Company built tractor factories in Russia in the 1920s, then when ww2 broke out, the capitalist countries sent billions of dollars worth of aid to the USSR
