Message from @Helmet Appleseed
Discord ID: 503988810137337857
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I will give you a fancy bongoist name when I get back to my pc
Convert for a better future
Be a bongoid for bongoism
Only bongoids get em fresh btw
Mfw Teddy K thought of the NPC meme like 30 years ago
Will you convert to bongoism @Jay Dubya ur quality of life will greatly improve
Please
Stop
What bongoism is the superior theological way
I have at least 12 followers atm
It is the state religion.
When you run over people who believe in anything but bongoism and/or actively oppose it
That’s me irl btw
BEGOME
GG @Helmet Appleseed, you just advanced to level 1!
BONGOIST
take the bongopill
Yes exactly become bongoist everyone
The day bOngo dies this is how the world will look
Sounds violently homosexual
GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 5!
And I’m the highest level symbolizing my bOngo godliness
@Deleted User lemme into your cult
eeeeeeeee
why ami a slave
I walked into the special ed class and they were practicing down Qon doe
mine was better
Suck ass
Mine was better
church at the nearest bongthedral is now mandatory for 2 hours every monday
if ur a no show you have 2 more chances if you fail them then you will be castrated with a dull bamboo
Jim stop being a shitbird
go away nigger
im not tryna hear asmr
just stop being a shitbird and ill stop ASMR