Ah

Isn't that similar to what you believe?

"I am not the German Tony Blair. Nor am I the German Bill Clinton. I am Gerhard Schroeder, chancellor of Germany, responsible for Germany. I don't want to be a copy of anyone." gerhard schroder lol you silly boy

wut are/is ur career/career plans everyone

wow very ambitous lot u are

Be a loser until i have children

Then work until i die

Productivity is what matters and any wealth i have needs to be given to my kids as i didnt start off with much.

me too laddy but i fecking don't like children

Put in work for the cause

If you don't like thr idea of having children evolution has failed

not that i just don't like overly selfish cunts that think the world revolvs around them

which happens to bve them

im fine with kids if i can skip to until there like 18 and are no longer selfish cunts

"The babes realize there stretch mark distress signal called them together because chubby dumplings is missing, Tasty BUns goes to look for her"

every day we stray further from god

“rEaL wOmEn aRe nOt tHaT siZe.”

When you would rather live when ppl thought the future would be awesome than the future

@Deleted User yes

Like even 30s would be cool

My main issue is technology that would be cool is ruined with corporate advertising, imagi e the power and time used viewing ads on your phone being used for something you want

Immaculate conception

I would legit be fine living in early Middle Ages as a Viking cuz that’s what I would most likely be at the time

Had a dream i was a knight protecting the graveyard, i asked why im protecting the dead and i was told theres alot of faggots out there trying to suck dead guys dicks

Make sense

I dreamt I was in a scuffle with a womam, she smelmd like cococut, I shooked her and she pecked me on the neck with a kiss so then I threw her to the ground, I stepped on her side that her rib broke and pierced her liver. I ran and then I felt bad, but I also got a cool wool shirt afterwards and then I was pretty happy

Sure thay wasn't real life?

XD

GG @noobpocket, you just advanced to level 1!

That was likely you sleepwalking

I’d flee the state

Is it true the size of your nuts in a measurement of testosterone?

no

Stan Lee is dead.

Whaaat?

Just saw. Fuckkkkk man.

No fuckin way I refuse to believe it

GG @dr.Chaos2017, you just advanced to level 7!