It sprays when it hits the inside of the toilet bowl

RAW GARLIC AND GINGER TEA

No sugar, use honey - only add the honey when the tea has drinkable temperature

bleach helps

Shame on you Purple Bongo

why

Your pfp doesn't have a nissehue/christmas hat

happens

The stomach virus gives you fever lmao, so of course you get them at the same time

Hal I’m dehydrated and i used my calf muscles a lot during my shift when lifting stuff

Last time I had a stomach virus I didn’t get a fever after I downed a bunch of water and puked a bunch It all out I was fine after only one night

Eat more eggs and carry a waterbottle, bless your heart

Last time I puked was when I played truth or dare in a discord vc, was dared to drink a shot of alchohol at 9am and ended up drinking the whole bottle

It is a dangerous game

You didn’t have the stomach virus then, you had food poisoning.

No more rare chicken boobs

I get the one day flu every year in November, right about when the snow falls

I eat raw garlic and wash my anus, I never get sick

The only liquid I drink is water because I already eat like shit

@Bland and Unoriginal Person join Vc to talk to bOngo pls

>mother agrees to give me a lift to carry my pc to her place, with all the gear and shit
>arrives
>honks horn like a lunatic
>starts yelling "AHOY AHOY CHRISTMAS IS HERE, WHERE IS MY SON?!"
>dressed up in so much Christmas attire you could mistake her for an elf
😩
Few things in life embarrass me, but my mother knows just how to do it every time, bless her creative heart

Superbly blessed

Gud Luk m8

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) **OI**

<:max:513400649388523556>

<:whats_POPPING:510350093820624906>

<:contemplate:509951514014515200>

<:OMEGALUL:378467097006833664> <:omegalul:378466102310862858>

<a:gecko:486649378484781086>

<:tele:492916774593888288> <:pepenoose:492916728242634754>

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) hrllllo

@Bland and Unoriginal Person

@Bland and Unoriginal Person

I already have a needle stuck in my foot

@Bland and Unoriginal Person actually fucking stop

You are so loud you are overpowering me through my mic in a different house

<:pain:513400648616902659>

Gi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqkD7becSJQ